Brian Williams made a loopy, entertaining appearance on "Way Too Early with Willie Geist" Thursday morning, detailing his morning routine in depth and congratulating the "Morning Joe" co-host on his new solo show.
Williams claimed that each morning begins with members of his presumably-fictional "valet staff... repeating the stories of the day in a low voice as I kind of come to."
"I step into clothing that is held out for me," Williams continued. "I select from a wide array of shirts and ties and jacket combinations."
When Geist suggested that Williams' morning routine seemed to include "a couple of drinks," the "Nightly News" anchor did Geist one better, joking that "normally they'll prepare for me just a bit of methamphetamine if it's going to be a tough morning."
Williams also congratulated Geist on his new 5:30AM show, lauding him for claiming one of the "last shards of television that no one really cared about."
As Williams' deadpan appearance came to an end, a chuckling Geist admitted, "I don't know what just happened."