Unfortunate Headline Of The Day (PIC)

Reporter Rita Hooker of DeKalb, Texas received a lovely honor last week from the Kiwanis Club. She was named the 2009 Lay Person of the Year, meaning she does outstanding work in the community and is not a member of the clergy. We wish Rita many wonderful returns of the day and a more fortunate headline the next time around...

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