Bill Maher Issues Warning On Birthers: They Can Take Over "Like Crab Grass Or Cirque Du Soleil" (VIDEO)

Huffington Post   |  Lila Shapiro
First Posted: 07-31-09 11:42 PM   |   Updated: 08-31-09 05:12 AM

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Tonight on HBO, Bill Maher took on the "birther" movement because, in his words, "In America, you know what, if you don't immediately kill errant bullshit no matter how ridiculous, it can grown and thrive and eventually take over like crab grass or cirque du soleil."

"In America," Maher explained, "There is no idea so patently absurd that it can't catch on." The idea catching on here is that Obama is an undocumented alien, with no U.S. birth certificate, and his presidency is, thus, "illegal."

"Lou Dobbs said recently that people are asking a lot of questions about the birth certificate." Maher continued. "Yes. The same people that want to know where the sun goes at night. And... where to put the stamp on their email. And Lou, you're their new king"


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Tonight on HBO, Bill Maher took on the "birther" movement because, in his words, "In America, you know what, if you don't immediately kill errant bullshit no matter how ridiculous, it can grown and th...
Tonight on HBO, Bill Maher took on the "birther" movement because, in his words, "In America, you know what, if you don't immediately kill errant bullshit no matter how ridiculous, it can grown and th...
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"I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma"

EPIC FACEPALM lol

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:48 PM on 08/12/2009

Genius. So friggen genius, that Bill Maher.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:04 AM on 08/13/2009

lol...love him

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:35 PM on 08/12/2009
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One word: hilarious!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:51 PM on 08/10/2009
- ramsha I'm a Fan of ramsha 20 fans permalink
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Bill! You mix politics, humor and exposure of how dumb some Americans are in such a nice way. Unfortunately what is sad is that "Some dumb Americans" also includes some of our Governors, congressmen and Media people. Keep doing the good work, Bill.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:12 PM on 08/10/2009
- JazzyJim I'm a Fan of JazzyJim 78 fans permalink
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...The same people who want to know where the Sun goes at night..." LOL.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:53 PM on 08/10/2009

Pay close attention to the following Hawaiian legal statute:

“[§338-17.8] Certificates for children born out of State.
(a) Upon application of an adult or the legal parents of a minor child, the director of health shall issue a birth certificate for such adult or minor, provided that proof has been submitted to the director of health that the legal parents of such individual while living without the Territory or State of Hawaii had declared the Territory or State of Hawaii as their legal residence for at least one year immediately preceding the birth or adoption of such child.
(b) Proof of legal residency shall be submitted to the director of health in any manner that the director shall deem appropriate. The director of health may also adopt any rules pursuant to chapter 91 that he or she may deem necessary or proper to prevent fraudulent applications for birth certificates and to require any further information or proof of events necessary for completion of a birth certificate.
(c) The fee for each application for registration shall be established by rule adopted pursuant to chapter 91. [L 1982, c 182, §1]”

Everybody get that?

As long as an adult can walk into Hawaii’s version of the Department of Records and provide proof that they are a legal resident of Hawaii, the document is issued.

http://freedomedium.com/2009/07/birth-certificate-vs-certification-of-live-birth/

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:12 PM on 08/08/2009
- TomH7259 I'm a Fan of TomH7259 5 fans permalink

Perhaps if you look a little more closely, you might have noticed that this statute was adopted by Hawaii in 1982

[L 1982, c 182, §1]

I believe Obama would have been 21 years old at the time. "Everybody get that"?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:54 AM on 08/13/2009
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Touché!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:03 PM on 08/14/2009

Bill Maher mind control alert:

"If you don't immediately kill errant bullshit, no matter how ridiculous, it can grow and thrive and eventually take over like crab grass or Cirque du Soleil"

We live in a society that believes that in the arena of free speech, it is truth, not "errant bullshit" that eventually dominate, and just because you finish your bullshit with a word that I can't can't pronounce, doesn't make you correct.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:25 PM on 08/08/2009

Thanks for putting things in proper perspective, Bill, as usual. Let's get to work on prosecuting Bush and Cheney instead of wasting time on such nonsense.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:17 PM on 08/07/2009
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It's about time someone took the gloves off.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:50 PM on 08/05/2009
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Hilarious! Now if I only had HBO! damn!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:28 AM on 08/05/2009
- Tim303 I'm a Fan of Tim303 102 fans permalink
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"No sin is worse than stupidity."
Oscar Wilde

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:44 AM on 08/04/2009
- darr I'm a Fan of darr 47 fans permalink
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Fanned!! I thought I was the only one who quoted Oscar in context to this silly issue.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:06 PM on 08/04/2009

Well said!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:59 AM on 08/05/2009
- morris1030 I'm a Fan of morris1030 18 fans permalink

Dobbs has morphed into an out of step bitter idealogue with open contempt for liberals aoranyone disagreeing with his rants on birthing,immigration, and "tea bag ladies" [aka Rachel Maddow].

He is doing a great job of making himself obnoxious, boring, and obsolete.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:32 PM on 08/03/2009
- BodyShotz I'm a Fan of BodyShotz 141 fans permalink
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knock knock

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:26 PM on 08/03/2009
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He is wrong about one thing though:

It is not dummies talking to dummies that make these stories dangeroud. It is billionaires standing to make even more billions if Obama fails in ANYthing. - Anything he even tries that is. But that's another story.

No, Maher missed one thing that still seems to have lipped our minds: The press is more tighly controlled than the sphincter of Bush in the mens room. The ideas grow because billionaires like Rupert Murdoch pour millions into it being blown out of proportion, no matter how ridiculous.

Remember the story about Iraq being able to destroy the USA in an hour? - Or Bin Laden being responsible for 911 - a "fact" not even the FBI will verify even remotely - for lack of ANY evidence? - Or Giuliani knowing that the towers would collaps before the second plane hit in an interview but never was asked how? - Or that free market is good? - Or that pinochet, Saddam, Idi Amin, the Shah of Persia, .... are great leaders and deserve our support? - Or that it was the farmers that wanted to grow Opium in Afghanistan and not the CIA and its Taliban warlords? ................

Sorry but the repetitions are NOT a good reason for us to believe them. In fact it is usually the news they do NOT tell us that is close to the truth they fear more than giving money to people who actually work for it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:28 PM on 08/03/2009
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Amen to that. I'm disgusted too. Some are brave but not brave enough. Some go farther, but not far enough. Who decides what the public is ALLOWED to know about and what we aren't allowed to see?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:57 PM on 08/04/2009
- JMBrodie I'm a Fan of JMBrodie 284 fans permalink
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But I like Cirque Du Soleil...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:53 PM on 08/03/2009
- darr I'm a Fan of darr 47 fans permalink
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LOL!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:07 PM on 08/04/2009
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