Craig Ferguson and "Arrested Development" patriarch Jeffery Tambor satirized the "CBS Cares" PSAs that run regularly on the network last night. Both men dressed in drag, imitating JK Rowling and "Twilight" author Stephanie Meyer. Instead of encouraging kids to read, the pair celebrated their riches with a money fight.
Later in the show Craig read viewer email. One man asked, "I know CBS cares, do you care, Craig?" "No, I don't give a rats ass actually," he responded.