Heidi Montag's Dirty Playboy Cover (PHOTOS)

A muddied up Heidi Montag graces the cover of the September issue of Playboy, which she unveiled with proud husband Spencer Pratt at a special screening of 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra' Thursday night in LA.

Inside, Montag breaks with tradition and does not go nude.


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[Jay818]

She is the most unsexy, well-shaped, implant having, tanned, non ugly blonde I have ever seen....Sh­e is just the most annoying, detestful piece of work in hollywood.­..Spencer is the biggest tool in the shed too...note­: not that he has the biggest tool, he just is the biggest tool......

I wish they would just go away......­And she sings? Really? Wow......l­ame.

[dannytreo]

she and her boyfriend are two of the most annoying couples in HW! Also the cover is not sexy at all!

http://www.nsfwnow.com/nude-celebs.php

[Conk]

I'd like to beat her to death with her husband. I would really enjoy that. Well, maybe just to near death.

[peachcat]

Hahaha that's fantastic. He is, after all, a giant tool.

[firelord5000]

Now we know why playboy is going outa business.

[Jay818]

exactly...­.Kim K and now her.....wh­o wants PB if they aren't completely exposed?

I love Hef and know he lived with PB to its extent, but he must just not care anymore.

[cherry33]

Wow. I just wanna pop those boobs w/ a safety pin. They look like those bubble wrap things I can't help destroying. Well, some people like the fake "breasteses"

[Poorsarah]

My opinion; but, if you were married to Ms. Montag, wouldn't it be somewhat embarassing to have complete strangers walk up to you and let you know that they saw your wife in the buff?

[Jay818]

actually noone has....and that is the tool that he is...he loves that she is in PB, but would never let her actually be in it, completely exposed...­He is controlling and lame.....N­oone wants to see his ugly wife anyway....­.I didn't even think to look at that magazine..­..then I heard she wasn't even exposed? at all.......­..What's the point?

PB is downslidin­g......

[PuzzledinPeoria]

When I see these two, I get nostalgic for the days when celebrities actually had talent.

[rebopine]

Wow, I knew she would end up in playboy when every other avenue for pseudo-fame ran out, but this was fast.

The good news is, playboy is usually the last ditch effort to stay relevant (Sad, but true) so maybe she and her obnoxious husband (and his Creepy Flesh-Colored beard) will go bye-Bye!

[Jay818]

That's not really true....PB normally launches careers...­It doesn't end them.....

[chardonnay48]

She needs a scrubbin.

[socialtalker]

it kinda looks like hair or fur all over her body!

she was quite stupid to let herself be photographed that way.

[gevan]

And who is Heidi Montag and which party does she belong to? How does she propose to solve our health care crisis?

[Jay818]

rrrrr, obviously you care, since you made it a point to write a comment...­.

You are so political.­....

[evgolightly]

Horse face smeared with horse manure.

[DirtyMoon]

I just laughed!

[sense11]

What a couple of A$$H0LE$

[jtmoney]

next she'll start doing porn.

[mvonkroeker]

I can't wait!!!!

[futate01]

If she was smart.

[Jay818]

with a stunt chick

[robjh1]

"and we are not saved..."


The fabric of our society and decency is being ripped away each and every day for the sake of art or a lame excuse of freedom of expression.

[WCDR]

Puhhhhhhle­eeeze!!!!!­!!! Grow up, talk about psychobabb­le......Go read a book!!!

[robjh1]

I would expect nothing less of a response like yours. Society crumbles all around you and this is the only thing you can write?

"and we are not saved..."

[Jay818]

It was different in the 50s when Hef started the magazine?

The fabric, shmabric, whatever..­...

And freedom of expression is a lame excuse?

Go constituti­on......wo­ohoo.....