We first encountered Robert Pattinson being bothered in a tree when he and Daniel Radcliffe engaged in a YouTube war over who had the better movie franchise. Now he's back in his tree with a brand-new Website, RobertIsBothered.com, on which he posts videos of himself complaining about things. His first installment revolves around shark week, the beloved Discovery Channel event that's as scary as it engrossing.
Unfortunately, Pattinson feels threatened by its success, "Sharks are stupid. Sharks bite people when they smell blood. Sound familiar? Oh yeah, wait, they're like vampires. Copycat fishes."