The Best Late Night Jokes Of The Week: Michael Phelps, Sean Hannity, Jon Gosselin, And More! (VIDEO)

Jimmy Fallon feared for the future of a tech savvy teen this week as the iPhone owner tracked down the gang that stole his phone using a new app, Stephen Colbert bid farewell to Sean Hannity whose ability to think died long ago, and Conan killed off Michael Phelps...well, with a little help from the man upstairs.


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[8milereb]

Conan sucks! so does Colbert!

[fcsakes]

I don't understand the use of Twitter - is there an instruction book? It can't simply be what everyone is having for lunch or what color socks they're wearing, can it?

[EminemsRevenge]

Notice the ROOT of "twitter".­...TWIT...­and aren't we nothing more than a nation of mindless twits?
[Hence the opposition to healthcare­....]

[chardonnay48]

Super Conan blow!

[americanalien]

Oh how I miss Jay Leno. I can't wait for him to return. There is such a vacuum in late night comedy without him.

[Vernon Brown]

I think you mean Carson

[Cowboylove]

God yes, I miss Johnny Carson! But I agree that late ow has reached real lows with Conan O'Brien. He just is not up to the task. Painful to watch.

[John Wilkins]

I adore Andy--so glad he's back on the show.

[majesty]

Conan is sooo not funny. I wonder how long he'll last as the replacement of Jay Leno.

[ReportThis]

Conan: Not Funny.

[DiogenesOfAlaska]

can't tell. I don't even know who Ashton Kutter is.

[SeattleKurt]

Conan and Andy looked like they were competing for Best Actor for the Academy Awards there at the end.

Funny stuff.

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[jmoorhouse]

Yes they do and it's proof that money does not always make you happy.

[cloudmaker]

Do these guys really get paid millions to read the lame jokes of writers who get paid thousands to recycle of gags done in the 50s from writers who got paid hundreds who heard them from kids in the streets who got zip?

[marirose]

Conan was funny with the Twitter skit, but I agree, I heart Craig too. LMAO - peeing in a bottle in the arctic??? Too funny. "You can write your name in the snow." Or whatever, funny!

[Marlyn]

I HEART Craig Ferguson.

[NaBa]

utterly and completely in agreement . he is the best!

[rollingrock]

letterman's the only late night comic I can tolerate.

the others are too corny for my taste.

[Lahonda]

Conan!!!

[Professorofdesire]

Did anyone ever find ut what Ashton Kutcher had for lunch on Thursday?

[Antacid]

Twitter was down, so he was too panicked to eat.