An obese inmate in Texas has been charged after officials learned he had a gun hidden under flabs of his own flesh. The 500-pound man was searched during his arrest and again at a city jail and the county jail, but officers never found the weapon in his rolls of skin. Vera admitted having the gun during a shower break at the county jail. (AP)
A Florida man accused of downloading child pornography blamed his cat after detectives found over 1,000 illegal images on his computer. Keith Griffin claims that his cat jumped on the computer while he was innocently downloading music.
Clifton Williams was sentenced to six months in jail after yawning loudly in a Illinois courtroom. The judge found him in contempt of court, but witnesses disagree about whether Williams' yawn was out of line.
A man fled the scene when he was stopped for riding his a bike with a 3-foot-long alligator on his shoulders. The Sheriff's office caught up to 38-year-old Terron D. Ingram and charged him with resisting arrest, possessing drug paraphernalia (not surprising), and cruelty to animals by abandonment (sad!).
Monique Aguet loves her KFC but hates being ketchup-less...or so an Arizon drive-thru employee learned after Aguet tried to run her down. Aguet was frustrated that her order was lacking condiments.
An enterprising Oregon mouse found its way into an ATM and built a nest out of 20 dollar bills, making his home worth over 300 dollars. Unfortunately, he was evicted, like so man other living on the bank's money these days.
A 60-year-old man has been convicted of groping a woman in a Minnie Mouse costume at Walt Disney World, therefore destroying the "happiest place on Earth."
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