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Kevin Bishop, Subway Masturbator, Arrested, Claims His "Private Parts Fell Out"

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First Posted: 08-14-09 05:58 PM   |   Updated: 08-14-09 06:25 PM

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The mystery subway pervert has been caught.

Kevin Bishop, a 44-year-old grandfather with 64 arrests on his record, was collared by police Thursday after officers spotted him entering a subway station.

His excuse for baring all on the 3-train?

My private parts fell out. I looked down and it was out. It just popped out! I was trying to put it back.

Bishop has pleaded not guilty to charges of public lewdness.

The mystery subway pervert has been caught. Kevin Bishop, a 44-year-old grandfather with 64 arrests on his record, was collared by police Thursday after officers ...
The mystery subway pervert has been caught. Kevin Bishop, a 44-year-old grandfather with 64 arrests on his record, was collared by police Thursday after officers ...
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- evjem I'm a Fan of evjem permalink
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Man, I haven't seen that since the 70's!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:58 PM on 08/17/2009
- PLUMPLUM I'm a Fan of PLUMPLUM 3 fans permalink

New York, New York!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:41 AM on 08/17/2009
- PLUMPLUM I'm a Fan of PLUMPLUM 3 fans permalink

Woe unto the next person touching his last subway token. Gosh!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:41 AM on 08/17/2009
- dct1999 I'm a Fan of dct1999 315 fans permalink
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No more tokens, metrocards only.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:38 PM on 08/17/2009
- Seán O'Nilbud I'm a Fan of Seán O'Nilbud 6 fans permalink
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Aha

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:02 PM on 08/16/2009
- holyghostie I'm a Fan of holyghostie permalink

A grandfather at 44 with 64 previous arrests? Guys a real D !(K.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:29 PM on 08/16/2009
- Seán O'Nilbud I'm a Fan of Seán O'Nilbud 6 fans permalink
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Still all that cranking has kept him looking remarkably young. Hmmm....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:01 PM on 08/16/2009
- dct1999 I'm a Fan of dct1999 315 fans permalink
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Lots of people are grandparents in their 40s, there's nothing rare about that.

The 64 arrests are the problem, not the fact that his children have children.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:39 PM on 08/17/2009
- 24kgold I'm a Fan of 24kgold 57 fans permalink
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Passengers should have beat him down........

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:02 AM on 08/16/2009
- hackerblaster I'm a Fan of hackerblaster 28 fans permalink
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"Private Parts Fell Out"

Yea, happens to me all the time. Anyone have any good advice to keep this from happening? LOL

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:30 AM on 08/16/2009
- Mark Kraft I'm a Fan of Mark Kraft 22 fans permalink
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"Oops! My private parts fell out.."

That, incidentally, is what my waiter said when I found his private parts resting on top of my steak.

(I had him send it back to the kitchen, as it was undercooked.)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:19 AM on 08/16/2009
- iyamchazz I'm a Fan of iyamchazz 4 fans permalink
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Well! It seems the little head does have a mind of it's own.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:24 AM on 08/16/2009
- mamapower I'm a Fan of mamapower 50 fans permalink
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Fell out? Good lawd, whew!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:58 AM on 08/16/2009
- scully05 I'm a Fan of scully05 4 fans permalink
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A liitle 'super glue' may keep it from slipping out!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:26 AM on 08/16/2009
- Ravenback47 I'm a Fan of Ravenback47 42 fans permalink

I guess he couldn't get out of that sticky situation. One time a guy flashed me and I started laughing. He ran away.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:55 AM on 08/16/2009
- JFEWG I'm a Fan of JFEWG permalink

He had a wide stance.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:36 AM on 08/16/2009
- AdobePhsyko I'm a Fan of AdobePhsyko 7 fans permalink
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He gives new meaning to "Flogging The Bishop"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:25 AM on 08/16/2009
- Talossa I'm a Fan of Talossa 23 fans permalink
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Brigham Young was right -- he railed against zippers, arguing they were too easy to get out of.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:51 PM on 08/15/2009
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