Madonna, Jesus & Kids In A Boat (PHOTOS)

INF Daily:

Material Girl Madonna appears to be having a fine old time with her kids and her big kid BF, Jesus Luz, in Italy at the moment.

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Comments

[wanked]

08:54 AM on 08/19/2009

The little girl does not look too happy...

[Truth4Voters]

08:29 AM on 08/19/2009

She's getting remarried. Why else would she be so open with her relationship.

[Lozange]

10:12 PM on 08/18/2009

It's sad when you have to work so hard to build your own myth and still dip into the styles of old (and better) stars for a look, mix and match your children, lovers etc just to stay in the game. Does she convince anyone of her wholesomeness? Right! She looks like she's staying in the game too long. The arms are of a junkie. I don't know what she's on, frankly. But pretending to be anything than a midclass Italian-American with the cliche taboos she's so set on throwing down when they only ID her as provincial, is a waste of time.

[jozzie]

07:52 PM on 08/18/2009

What's wrong with her arms?

[Cheapthrills]

11:26 AM on 08/18/2009

Why do they need a boat? I thought jesus could walk on water

[Theda]

11:44 AM on 08/18/2009

I'll bet Madonna latched onto this guy ONLY because his name is Jesus. She knew it would be great publicity.

[eleanorhawking]

11:48 AM on 08/18/2009

He has to pray before he can look at her in the morning.

[samandally]

07:55 AM on 08/18/2009

You can always count on a celebrity to take along the right accessory, Mmmy Dearset.

[LuckyLT2]

11:40 AM on 08/18/2009

LOL!! Yup.

[Tracy Hale]

02:15 AM on 08/18/2009

Is it just me, or does the headline sound like the beginning of a joke?

[Alila]

12:36 AM on 08/18/2009

Those kids look thrilled.

[IQ]

11:46 PM on 08/17/2009

Always Couture.
I see Madonna wore Black to match her 'Accessories'.

[turf-a-licious]

01:45 AM on 08/18/2009

LOL love it...word

[texhall00]

10:25 PM on 08/17/2009

Madonna's exposed arms look stranges. Her arms are very thin and you can see the large veins going through her arms.

[turf-a-licious]

01:50 AM on 08/18/2009

yes I agree, very veiny...she looks as if she has the bone density of a three week old oven baked chicken carcus that has been basted with a dose of my dogs speical sauce...

[turf-a-licious]

01:51 AM on 08/18/2009

yes I agree, very veiny...she looks as if she has the bone density of a three week old oven baked chicken that has been basted with a dose of my dogs speical sauce...

[tkondaks]

09:19 PM on 08/17/2009

Look at the names of these people: Lourdes, Madonna, Jesus.

Why not just name the new kids "Pope" and "Saint"?

[jade7243]

09:02 PM on 08/17/2009

There has to be a good joke based on that headline. This is not that joke:

Madonna, her kids and Jesus were in a boat, when halfway across the lake when the boat sprung a leak. As the boat was filling with water, a crocodile happened upon the scene. Madonna and the kids bailing water furiously.

The crocodile offers to ride the boaters to the shore on his back. Madonna thinks a bit and says, "I don't know, Mr. Crocodile. I'd be afraid you'd eat the kids and me."

The crocodile says, "Well, you don't have much time. The boat is filling up pretty fast. I don't think you can bail fast enough to keep you afloat."

Madonna bites her bottom lip as she thinks. She turns to Jesus and says, "Well Jesus, what do you think? Do you think the crocodile would eat us?"

Jesus says, "You know Madonna, you have to trust in the Lord. He wouldn't have sent Mr. Crocodile here to do you and the kids harm. But you have to find the right decision in your heart."

"You're right," Madonna sighs. "But I just need a minute more to be sure."

The crocodile turns to Jesus. "What about you, bud? Do you want a ride over to the shore?"

Jesus looks from boat to shore and back. "No thanks. I think I'll walk."

[hemnebob]

03:18 PM on 08/18/2009

hahahahahaaaaaa

pretty ding-dang funny!

[24kgold]

08:42 PM on 08/17/2009

At least Madonna take the little girl to get her hair braided. Angelina's lil African girl's hair is always standing on top of her head like a birds nest......

[turf-a-licious]

09:40 PM on 08/17/2009

she can go to my stylist! she do me good!!

[seachild]

05:28 AM on 08/18/2009

uh...you have to look more...Zahara looks GORGEOUS...thanks to her PARENTS

go to article: "Brad & Angelina's Stop and Shop Excursion"

from this link, you'll SEE...(and even if they have it standing on her head, so what?...)

http://www.infdaily.com/celebrities/Angelina-Jolie

[tangelan]

07:47 PM on 08/17/2009

She does have two other kids, right? Where are they?

[cyguy]

08:40 PM on 08/17/2009

With her. Of course, this mag doesn't publish those pics of them with their mother.

[turf-a-licious]

09:43 PM on 08/17/2009

Madona's on the boat with Jesus and the other two kids are on the Arc with Moses..

[KinkyGirl]

02:58 AM on 08/18/2009

ROTFLMAO!!!

[thebirdstheword]

07:51 AM on 08/18/2009

excellent

[zukervati]

07:28 PM on 08/17/2009

I'm really proud of her for taking such good care of her oldest son Jesus - what a great mother!