First Posted: 09/18/09 06:12 AM ET Updated: 05/25/11 02:50 PM ET
Via Koufukuron comes a flowchart that explains the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart." It's incredibly useful, but not quite as awesome as the literal video version.
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The Female Character Flowchart (IMAGE)
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