'Total Eclipse Of The Heart' Flowchart

Via Koufukuron comes a flowchart that explains the song "Total Eclipse of the Heart." It's incredibly useful, but not quite as awesome as the literal video version.


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[Lyndependent]

Everyone needs a good belly chuckle on a Wednesday night... Thanks...

[YellowDogInRedCounty]

Now THERE is someone with just a wee bit too much time on their hands.

[Andman0121]

haha very clever

[kidgeon1]

Sounds like a Mark Sanford song.

[TimLB]

Love it. Should I feel guilty about liking the recording as well?

[mainemomma]

But it's a bear when the song gets stuck in your head.... now I have a flowchart to think about as well.

[joelaf]

I suggest this method be applied to other songs, like;


When in Rome's The Promise

Todd Snyder's Conservative Christian, RightWing Republican


Where is David Wild when we need him?

[Joseph Aiello]

It all makes sense now!

[whiskeytangofoxtrot451]

Someone set the wayback machine to 1985?

[MarkVA71]

The end of the song is not MORE THAN EVER!! is not the end of the song. There is more to the climax/chorus. Cute but not complete.

[jeremyemilio]

Yep. Also needs another arrow creating a loop from "Fall apart" back to "TURN AROUND" for the single repetition of the phrase preceding the move into "AND I NEED YOU."

(Noticed this only when I tried singing along with the chart, of course.)

[Annie Kennedy]

Considering one of the best nights of my life thus far included this song played twice back to back, I think I'm in love.

[ReHoover51]

tori amos concert?

[Morgan Portash]

that is freaking funny.

[Ventoi]

Alas..
SHE'S GONE COUNTRY.

[humaneismyth]

I don't get it.

[SparkyAdams]

You never do, do you.

[Robert Zachary]

kind of like Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs!

[cocacolaoso]

LOL! You are right!

[shel3364]

its perfect.