Glenn Beck Clones Himself Because He "Loves America" (VIDEO)

DDT-loving, NBC-art-hating Glenn Beck, who has made the leap from average nutjob to leader of the deranged in the past year, has finally taken the next inevitable step in his self-obsession: cloning. Now he has someone who supports him wholly in his war on normalcy, despite the fact that he's being abandoned by advertisers left and right.


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Comments

[LiberalJo]

Um... hahahahahahaha

[68-lukeburlington]

I had Bill O'Reilly over for dinner the other night, I should have had Jon Stewart...­.

If only Uncle Walter hadn't passed....­.. http://www.suburbanempire.com

left wing sass.... from Vermont!

[IndependentBadger]

I. Can. SWIM! through. your. EYES!

AHHAHAHAAH­AAAAHAHAHA­AHAHAHAHAA­AAAAAA!

Oh, man. I'm tired. That was good. I need a cigarette.

[rootbeerpies]

"Men's Wearhouse.­.. you're gonna like the way you look when you're out of business."

Granola and milk covering my screen and keyboard..­.

Finally stopped choking after ~5 mins...

OMG

[ebanks84]

That was ridiculous, just like Glenn Beck himself!

[emrogers]

Boy - was that not funny.

[mikebarden]

I thought cluckin' was illegal?

[Cambridge9]

My laugh for today. Now I feel better. Thanks.

[Moliere]

beautiful. good impression

[cognitivereddawn]

I thought Glenn Beck was against cloning & stem-cell research, etc.? Is he having a nervous breakdown?

[JDinBalt]

Probably he's against it as long as he's not the one being cloned.

[ranchero42]

I still hope KO will get John Landis, Eddie Murphy or the guys who wrote "Trading Places" on his show for a discussion about whether or not they can sue Murdoch for stealing this idea and pulling Glenn Beck out of a refrigerator box and giving him a show. Maybe next time Ol' Rupe does this he can find somebody who comes across a little less like a shaved monkey.

[rain39]

I "had" to watch Beck at a restaurant with the sound off because I was alone and it was in my face. I used to catch him once in a while 2-3 years ago before he went to Fox. Like watching the enemy occasionally. I was shocked!! The old Glen Beck was sort of mellow but of course still in the Mormon/right wing camp. His right.

The Glen Beck I saw several days ago looked like a rabid preacher who was up and down in his seat, writing on the chalk board and almost out of control. I deliberately watched him with the sound on the next night and it was even more clear that there is something going on with this guy that WAS NOT there before when he was on headline news. I'll venture a guess and it is only a guess that he is either taking a drug that is making him hyper or not taking a drug that was helping keep him on an even keel. He has a totally different presence and personality than he had 2-3 years ago. If he deliberately has changed his stage presence, he is making a big mistake. I think his old advertisers feel the same way.

[AllShookUp]

I THINK . . . It's too bad Glenn's father didn't pull out. I'm just sayin'.

[coolchange]

Dang, that's funny!

Can I use that?

[AllShookUp]

If you fan me :-)

[DJE12857]

Perfect post.

[Cycadeoidea]

Nice work! Parodying Beck must be like trying to parody Mussolini.

[DJE12857]

I wonder if SNL will parody Beck this season. He was begging for them to do him last year which might explain why they didn't.

[Cambridge9]

As long as they do to him what they did to Palin last year. That would be funny. I'm not an SNL fan but that I would watch.

[Skygazer]

Very funny stuff. Bravo guys.

And here at last, the perfect antidote to gigantic steaming piles of lunacy and ignorance. Please, please, please...c­omedians of America UNITE!! Glenn Beck is almost too good to be true. Go forth and lampoon this man in golden waves of comedy skits and purple plains of hilarity. Fill the underpants of America with helpless droplets of pee and gut busting mirth. Create roll on the floor pee in your pants explosions of laughter and delight, the kind of laughter and delight that is so good it hurts.....­.please let us laugh this a** clown until he drowns...i­n his own clown tears. Snif.

[kiznatch]

Clever, but clever only gets you so far. Also too utopian, but that's not surprising.

[godless09]

Its pretty damn funny especially at the end where he totally admits what we all know to be true