Audrina Patridge Topless, Eating Cake (PHOTOS)

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Audrina Patridge covers the October 2009 Maxim in a tiny black bikini. Inside the magazine, she strips down to her panties, shovels strawberry cake in her mouth and discusses the vicious rumors that come along with being a reality TV star.

"That I have chin implants, cheek implants, a nose job...God, everything," she told the magazine about the weirdest things ever written about her. (There was no breast implant denial.) "I took my brother out one night, and he was my boyfriend the next day. I went out with a cousin another night, then he was my boyfriend. Someone also said I was pregnant with somebody's love child. I was like, 'Do I look pregnant?'"

You can read the entire interview and see pictures of Audrina scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush, aiming a garden hose between her legs and otherwise playing domestic sexpot here.

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[greyseal in tampa]

Ceiling Eyes!!!

[JailNeoconVicts]

Who?

BTW-- hey lady, nice t!ts!

[ScaryBob]

This isn't my dad's Partridge Family photo.

[StarDagger]

Any full frontal of this sweetheart??!!

[Catch22isms]

holy spiral macaroni! def. one the prettiest of those annoying mtv high school girl reality shows. . .

[bensisco]

Now I want some cake.

[auramac]

That is a Really nice shot. I could do without the damn gum bubble, though...

[bregenspan]

Better than bottom-less and sitting on cake. Not that I have ever seen anything like this, anywhere. On the internet.

[JackiChan]

Hu44po$t is a great source for all the tra$hy go$$ip on the internets.

[spiderbucket]

United States - Sex and Fear drives the whole thing.

[american-dolt]

You forgot Money

[WilliamL]

"World moves on a woman's hips,

world moves when it swivles and bops..............................."

David Byrne

Actually, it is fear of not having sex and money...................................................................................

[YLS2007]

The only 3 things in life humans can count on:

1. The sun will rise each morning in the east and set in the west.

2. If you desper@tely want it to rain, wash and wax your car a few hours before.

3. Put up photos of an incredibly hot, sexy woman and the c0ws and their wh!pped minions will stop gr@zing long enough to come forth with their s@d, @ir brush, plastic surgery, too thin, fake bre@st wh!nes. How p@hetic and bit.terly je@lous...

[PCMinistry]

Exactly. The folks on here are all hippie, humanity loving, environmental, and liberal. And just as mean and grumpy and cruel as can be.

One of these things is NOT like the other.

[YLS2007]

The only 3 things in life humans can count on:

1. The sun will rise each morning in the east and set in the west.

2. If you desperately want it to rain, wash and wax your car a few hours before.

3. Put up photos of an incredibly hot, sexy woman and the c0ws and their wh!pped minions will stop grazing long enough to come forth with their sad, @ir brush, plastic surgery, too thin, fake bre@st whines. How p@hetic and bit.terly je@lous...

[YLS2007]

The only 3 things in life humans can count on:

1. The sun will rise each morning in the east and set in the west.

2. If you desperately want it to rain, wash and wax your car a few hours before.

3. Put up photos of an incredibly hot, sexy woman and the cows and their pw'd minions stop grazing long enough to come forth with their sad, air brush, plastic surgery, too thin, fake breast whines. How tragically pathetic and bitterly jealous...

[Angry23]

Why do you assume women are jealous? I'm a woman, I happen to think this woman looks gorgeous and have no criticism of her (the photos are a little silly though: why would she be chewing gum and eating cake while doing the laundry?) But when I do critique another woman for being too thin (this one looks healthy), it's not because I'm "jealous", it's because the woman in question (let's say...Lindsey Lohan) looks unhealthy. It's not positive to have emaciated women out there presented as normal women. That's not catty, that's because I think we women should take care of ourselves and deserve to eat. So please, don't assume that women are "jealous" if they say someone's too thin. That's an obnoxious thing to say. You have no idea how pretty the women writing these things are. In some cases, like mine, we are beautiful!!!!

[LuckyLT2]

Pay him no mind. He more than likely eats enough for all of them combined, and could never get anyone that looks like that, so he'd probably take whatever, "cows" included. I can only assume he's referring to women because men NEVER point out the fact that some of these women have had "air brush, plastic surgery, too thin, fake breast" (sarcasm).

[PCMinistry]

It's the idea that every one is beau tiful in their own way and that your com ments are unnecessary. Seems to me that most of the pop ulation of this sit e fancy themselves enlighte ned and pro gressive, which to me imp lies a certain level of kindness. It's like wat ching a hip pie pour gaso line into a flowe rbed.

Maybe we could leave the "gru mpy" and the "angr y" for folks like Limb augh and his ilk.

[dadw5boys]

Hey guys read what the women are saying.
Arent you glad your not a woman now ?
Imagine living with that crap everyday from other women.

[RobertFromMN]

No idea who she is, but she's definitely beautiful.

[mapleaforever]

Nice ripoff from SI.com