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Audrina Patridge covers the October 2009 Maxim in a tiny black bikini. Inside the magazine, she strips down to her panties, shovels strawberry cake in her mouth and discusses the vicious rumors that come along with being a reality TV star.
"That I have chin implants, cheek implants, a nose job...God, everything," she told the magazine about the weirdest things ever written about her. (There was no breast implant denial.) "I took my brother out one night, and he was my boyfriend the next day. I went out with a cousin another night, then he was my boyfriend. Someone also said I was pregnant with somebody's love child. I was like, 'Do I look pregnant?'"