Hey kids! Look who got a website! Carly Fiorina, that's who! And she wants to be a U.S. Senator from "Carlyfornia" because Barbara Boxer has become an evil, nocturnal cat, or something?
Anyway, this is the "still under construction" website of Fiorina's
gubernatorial Senatorial (duh, sorry) campaign. There's scant mention of much beyond extending to the world the awesome opportunity to receive email or text updates on her daily "plans and activities." What goes unmentioned are career highlights that include her love of offshoring jobs ("There is no job that is America's God-given right any more", said Fiorina, in a clarion call well-suited for these economic times), her obfuscatory promotion of Ireland's corporate tax rates, her comments on Senator John McCain's business acumen that got her disappeared by the McCain campaign and her brave criticism of Saturday Night Live and Tina Fey -- a show that McCain routinely goes on and a comedienne with whom he willingly appeared.
Even with all of that, "Carlyfornia" is really the most insufferable thing she's ever done in her life.
Jack and Jill Politics' Baratunde Thurston has presented his own critique of the "worst political website ever" in the form of this video!
So there you have it. I'll tell you what, though! I think the Fiorina campaign hasn't just been doing work on their website. A year ago, there was a whole dedicated section on Wikipedia that detailed the then-Hewlett Packard CEO's disastrous decision to merge with Compaq. NOT ANYMORE!
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