Joe Wilson Gets His Own Action Figure

OH, SWEET. Look who got an action figure! South Carolina Representative Joe Wilson, that's who! Thanks to the good people at HeroBuilder.com, if you are looking to part with a cool $39.95 on a needless recession-era purchase, you can now be the proud owner of a mini-fig that ably chronicles that time in American History where a guy yelled at the President during a speech to a joint session of Congress.

While the figure is so cheaply made that it sort of looks like a repurposed Howard Dean-on-ecstacy action figure, the Joe Wilson mini-fig is programmed to utter "You Lie!" You can listen to it here. Then, after fifteen minutes of shouting "You Lie!" the Joe Wilson action figure starts whining like a milquetoast and starts asking your other action figures to fight his battles for him.

HeroBuilders apparently has a Michelle Bachmann action figure on the way, so, there's something for you to look forward to, I guess.

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Comments

[Skyhawk]

05:28 PM on 10/15/2009

Mail in proof-of-purchase label for a Confederate Speedo.

[ObamAtomic]

02:48 PM on 09/24/2009

That doll bring the "sheet" attachment and the hood?

[BlueFloyd]

11:22 AM on 09/24/2009

I heard it is anatomically accurate:

no d1ck, and no bawls!

[PAposter]

09:17 AM on 09/24/2009

Imagine this being the one thing you're remembered for in your career...

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy!

[fr33d0mhawk]

08:27 AM on 09/24/2009

That action figure looks nothing like Wilson, because the figures head is not up its butt.

[Tommygun264]

04:07 AM on 09/24/2009

White robe and pointy hood sold separately.

[VOTER]

07:12 AM on 09/24/2009

Perfect.

[Chad Krossber]

09:43 AM on 09/24/2009

LMAO!

[belly dancer]

03:41 AM on 09/24/2009

I bet it's dickless like Joe Wi...i mean a ken doll also.

[aflyinyoursoup]

02:21 AM on 09/24/2009

Way cool action figure , except it's missing a few real life accouterments:

A Bible, a burning_cross and a conical white hat.....

[logicalchoice]

01:41 AM on 09/24/2009

Joe Wilson's a Jack.as. s

[Hopeington]

12:01 AM on 09/24/2009

..............................................................................................................................................................................................
This is so beyond anything imaginable
I can't even imagine how they could imagine this unimaginable thing.
It defies all reason!!!!

[aflyinyoursoup]

02:35 AM on 09/24/2009

Imagine that....

[nonofyabusiness]

10:41 PM on 09/23/2009

I've got my needles ready...

[Acleacius]

10:17 PM on 09/23/2009

good, now he can playy with himmself, and neofundammentalist can't wait to get their hands on wwilson's toy, it's going to be a limpy and almost haard cchristmas season!

[Flavor]

10:11 PM on 09/23/2009

Why the pain?

[PoliticalAmazon]

09:40 PM on 09/23/2009

What orifice does it's voice come out of?

[luvangelHussein330]

08:21 PM on 09/23/2009

Does it come with pins for me to stick in it?