Stem Cell Snorting Holds Promise For Treating Brain Disorders

The Blotter:

New details from a University of Minnesota researcher's initial tests show the stem cells actually make it to the brain when snorted rather than implanted through surgery. Talk about a medical improvement.

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Comments

[PG13]

why do I think of South Park all of the sudden?

[notAMoron]

Because this was the plot of a south park episode, Chris Reeves became an aborted embryo vampire and regained the ability to walk.

[blueskybigstar]

White lines blowing through my mind.

Do it.

Don't do it.

Do it.

Don't do it.

[Ariadne]

Who knew stem cells resembled cocaine so much?

[AnalyzeIT]

LOL.......­...... good point.

[blueskybigstar]

That's a pretty picture. Who knew?

[AnalyzeIT]

I mean, "question.­"

[Geauterre]

We are talking about expanding human potential. That simple. Yet, for the control freaks in the church and the Medical industry, the Pharmaceutical industry and the political industry..­.they'd be losing an awful lot of influence, and they'll do everything they can to prevent that.

[IndelibleVoice]

Hey, a promising medical treatment for right-wingers disease... I suspect many are already used to the form of delivery..­.

[liberalcynic]

This is an amazing development so let's hope people do not abuse it....

[jeremyemilio]

"Stem cell snorting holds promise for treating brain disorders"

Hmmm... wouldn't stem cell snorting also be a good indicating factor in determining that one that one had a brain disorder?

A lucky coincidence to be sure... or maybe that's how they discovered it... I can see it now... it's been gnawing away at him for weeks... can't get the image or the sweet, sweet aroma out of his mind... finally Billy the creepy lab technician sneaks into the lab after hours... cuts himself a nice, long line of stem cells... snorts it up with gusto... and viola: "What in he// am I doing snorting stem cells?... Hey, wait a minute... I'm cured!"

[Lefort]

I don't like stem cells, I just like the way they smell.

[estevancarlos]

Uhhh.

[MarkInEugene]

Amazing

[iMissMollyIvins]

I swear Officer, it's stem cells!

[earlygrayce1]

Haha. I was thinking the exact same thing.

[msicenhour]

Ahaha, yeah!

"Umm, Officer you see this is just for depression. My doctor says I needs this. I needs this!! Say lady, you with the big belly. You got some fetus blow in there!?

And kids, that was the first time I ever s_u_c_k_e_­d_a_d_i_c_­k for some fetus blow.

[TXfemmom]

This could be phenomenal. They could deliver chemotherapy along with the stem cells and the stem cells could take the place of the tumor.

[seted]

I can already hear Glen Beck now " The drug addicted minorities want to abort babies and grind them up to snort!?".

[CigarGod]

You don't need a crystal ball for that prediction.
Have a cigar.

[Nyland8]

Keith Richards: "I snort dead people"

Who knew? This might be the key to everything. Perhaps we were never meant to do anything with our mouths but talk, and we should reduce everything to a fine powder and snort it. !! ?? It's kept Keith alive for decades - maybe it'll work for everyone.

[soundping]

Fetus Snorting?