Madonna On Letterman: I 'Would Rather Get Run Over By A Train' Than Marry Again (VIDEO)

Madonna returned to David Letterman Wednesday night, riding in on the shoulders of NY Rangers, and joked about smoking a joint before a previous appearance, her recent dalliance with Alex Rodriguez, and her recent divorce from Guy Ritchie.

Of her eight-year marriage to Guy Ritchie, she said it was "the Bush years... a good time to be out of America."

But she won't marry again. "I think I'd rather get run over by a train."

Letterman later found something that she had never done before - eat a slice of New York pizza. She claimed it's because she's 'not a cheese person.' The pair then walked next door and were served pre-ordered slices of cheese-less pie with olives, which she even took a bite of on camera.

Highlights below.


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[Moonsip]

She was eating CHEESE doodles in Desperately Seeking Susan, right out of the bag. When she lived in Alphabet City a million years ago she ate them all the time, along with anything she could get her hands on, for real.

[sdca4251]

She looks great!

[ImissBush]

from the HL i thought
she ate it off him

but i guess tht was his female staff

[wltdnfaded]

My question to the masses: If Madge is such a dried-up old has-been, why are you wasting precious moments of your lives writing here about what a dried-up old has-been she is?

This is the most relaxed and emotionally generous I've seen Madonna is a very long time. She was actually almost downright chraming and funny.

[dragkingmax]

I wish she'd get run over by a train

[BigBagel]

She lives in New York and never ate pizza. That says it all.

[nycvagabond]

why do people actually care whether or not she had pizza in her ny life?? people are actually arguing about it!! get your own lives folks... who cares if she eats pizza or not.

[tweeksmom]

I don't trust anybody who doesn't like cheese.

[BigBagel]

She's eaten a lot of hot dogs. You know, weiners.

[OGoodGrief]

Could celebs like Madonna or Anne Heche be anymore gauche when talking about their former marriages? Apparently they were never taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Seems like they don't stop to think about the fact that their children will hear the comments they've made on national t.v. about the former marriage and/or spouse. That can be very damaging to all relationships. They make themselves sound silly, stupid and vapid when all they need to say is "it didn't work out but the kids are fine and I'm moving on with my life."

[KIVPossum]

Lotta Madonna love here.

[tinaismad]

I have to admit she is looking pretty good. I am her age, and I suppose if I had her millions, I might be able to buy this look too. I enjoyed her banter with Dave, but I still think she is an attention w h o r e. Just look at the way she made her entrance into the theatre. And what's up with the wearing of a cross necklace. I know she was raised Catholic, but she doesn't seem to live that sort of life. Kind of hypocritcal, I'd say. People wear crosses as fashion statements all the time, and I it is always jarring for me to see this, like when goths wear them.

[BigBagel]

Isn't she a member of some pseudo Jewis h cult.

[lovbug]

Madonna is a has been. who cares.

[ksjohnso]

Madonna is look really good these days (restylane? other cosmetic fillers). Plus, the British accent is gone! She seemed nice to the people working at the pizzeria (asked the woman what her name was). I love the Bridget Bardot hair on her.

[Milash]

Yes, I totally agree.

[SuiiiYllah]

She looks great regardless of any plastic surgery. She appears to be nice, charismatic -- something I never noticed before. Personally, she reminds me of Angie Dickenson. Either way she looks hot.

[lovbug]

i disagree. she looks like she's starving herself to stay thin. she looks anorexic--eewww.

[Pleneras]

BS, she had to have eaten a pizza when she moved thee from whatever state she came from. The girl was supposedly starving.. I'M SURE A FRIEND BOUGHT HER A SLICE... didn't she eat out of garbage cans when she was broke?... yet will not eat a pizza? I don't believe her.

[Tyrione]

Like a Virgin at street food like all Street performers.

[Tyrione]

at=> ate

[sdp0812]

That's exactly what I thought when I heard her comment. There is no way she avoided pizza the entire time she was in NYC first starting out. If by some chance she did, it's because she gorged on hot dogs instead.

[1IrishdeAztlan]

They Rock! I love them both. Both so quick with a quip. 8 times, baby.