Drug Or Soccer Team? Take The Quiz!

We've all gotten used to making fun of prescription drug names, which pretty much all sound like someone took the Latin word for youth or health or whatever and then added an 'x' on the end. Many soccer teams around the world use the same formula--do you know either well enough for this quiz?

Drug Or Soccer Team?

1) Juventus *

Drug

Soccer Team

2) Starlix *

Drug

Soccer Team

3) Alliance *

Drug

Soccer Team

4) Zephyr *

Drug

Soccer Team

5) Yaz *

Drug

Soccer Team

6) Taz *

Drug

Soccer Team

7) Aguilas *

Drug

Soccer Team

8) Hydra *

Drug

Soccer Team

9) Savella *

Drug

Soccer Team

10) Soliris *

Drug

Soccer Team

11) Kometz *

Drug

Soccer Team

12) Actos *

Drug

Soccer Team

13) Azzurri *

Drug

Soccer Team

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Comments

[marchamlin]

11 out of 13. Not bad.

[aufmischer]

i thought the quiz is about determining if you're more prone to ending up in drugs than in a soccer team... well, nice one anyway :)

[ladyvader]

lol

[jde]

Reminds me of that sketch from Viva Variety "Klingon or Gaultier," where audience members had to guess if models were wearing a Gaultier design or a Klingon costume from Star Trek.

8 of 13 btw.

[ricmarc]

i did horribly on this. i expect thatt people in other countries would be able to ace this quiz. but, it could have been football/b­aseball/ba­sketball/h­ockey teams and i still would have done horribly.

[FanofPaine]

I missed two. Dang.

[Robert Dane]

I missed 5.
I went to Pharmacy School.
I don't work in the field.
Count your blessings.

[mikecubed]

HA, ha, ha, that was hilarious! God bless you, sir.

[the mean in meaningless]

I won -- I resisted the quiz disease and didn't participate!!

[Godweiser]

Amusing quiz, especially for a footie nut like me.

[MANifestDestiny07]

Only two wrong, and I don't even watch futbol! But I do know a nurse who works with pharmaceut­icals...

[DJWitch]

This is a funny concept. I got nearly every selection wrong - and I am the publisher of a soccer magazine!
That's because the names are bogus - apart from Juventus of course.

I'm assuming that the rest are either part names of very obscure low level teams, nicknames, or they are totally made up.

Off the top of my head, here are some complete names of top level professional teams that sound like drugs.

Pachuca

Caledonian Thistle

Zamalek

Xerez

Murcia

Medellin

Almeria

Kavala

and my favorite..­.Bolton (a viagra substitute?)

[Godweiser]

Or... Anfield. It's a drug that you take when you want to wake up missing your wallet, pants and hubcaps after an away match at Liverpool.

[Ray E]

man i don't know if the system ate my comment up or a moderator was just being pissy

but i'll say it again, if you seriously publish a soccer magazine, you would know complete names are
pachuca futbol club, juventus football club
etc

"complete" names of soccer teams more than likely have some title like that

'football club' 'club de futbol' 'asosiacion de futbol'

[José Chacón]

uuuuuh, im pretty sure that if you added football club to the name, it would void the whole purpose of the quiz

[asier]

Uh! One wrong! Zephir. I know my soccer teams...an­d my drugs....

[sweetest escape]

damn you're good!!! i didn't fare so well but thought i'd do much better :/

[asier]

I got lucky in a couple. I tend to waste my luck in things that don't matter, so when I really need it i'm all out of it.

[AmandaBC]

Isn't Azzuri the Italian national team?
ROFL, I couldn't get it more wrong if I tried again 10 times... :)

[ilikebeer]

Yep..thats their nickname. I find it strange considering there is no blue at all in the Italian flag. They wear blue uni's.

The Dutch wear orange, and that is their national color.

[ilikemusic]

As far as Italy and the Netherlands are concerned, they were blue and orange because theyre the colours of their royal families.

And ya, Azzuri shouldnt have been on there. Its a nick name.

[kapalabhati]

Hilarious. This reminds me of the SNL sketch, "Dead or Canadian?"

[sweetest escape]

or on the radio.....­my little pony or stripper name lol

[sweetest escape]

oops i meant porn star name....as in can you guess if this is a porn star name or the name of a little pony. guess i need more coffee. doh

[uneeda]

7 for 13,which i guess means i don't get sent to the drugstore or world cup

[kannuc]

Although not on the test, my favorite is the Mexican soccer team which have BIMBO printed on their jerseys, and, no, Paris Hilton doesn't own them.

[Eric Penner]

They are - Club América carries the nickname 'Aguilas'

[stav506]

BIMBO is the team sponsor. It's a bread company.