Jessica Simpson Dons See-Through Jumpsuit, Muumuu (PHOTOS)

Jessica Simpson had a full weekend of sartorial misadventures. Friday night she attended an Operation Smile gala in LA wearing a black jumpsuit that showed some pinched sideboob and a hint of white thong. Saturday Jessica was in Vegas to celebrate her sister Ashee's 25th birthday poolside. Her outfit was again transparent--deliberately this time, we assume--and an equally puzzling choice.

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[FourSordidRms]

She could be on the Peter Griffin Side-Boob Hour.

[boilinabag]

how anyone would want to break up with ms. simpson is beyond me. more beautiful than ever....

[tmo7734]

America, you're like a bunch of naughty high school boys. Enjoy YOURSELF!

[writeon1]

And this is some kind of style-news why?

[GrizzlyBowman]

I'm loving pic #5.

[NOXQZS]

Oh yeah!! Total agreement Grizzly!

[berrycooda]

Oh boo hoo hoo.....

Poor baby...can't buy love (real love) with all that stuff.

She is trying to get in the news again, and in true
Hollywood style, this is the way to do it.....be sensational...

[lexingtonKY]

I like Jess best in Mom Jeans.

[jimbeaux1961]

Rich, beautiful, no kids, can't keep a man; hm..."You fall in love, that leads to kissing, and then you gotta TALK to 'em."...My Grandfather, explaining that, "Pretty isn't everything."

[mmaza]

Do these three losers do something? What is it?

[bioluminescence]

Now if we could just get our President to deliver his promises on transparency from the Executive Branch.

[MetalCanuck]

AShlee is looking HOT, I just wish Jessica would get over whatever is making her snack and get back to working out.

[mudshark12]

Sensationalist Huffpost journalism made it sound like Jessica was naked!

[Emucrat]

I would like to see the muumuu of the red head. And what happened to her feet in the 3rd photo??

[Jyoti Naik]

good point. pants melt into red carper with no feet :-)
Now they don't even try to hide the fact that they airbrush pictures by just removing body parts that they don't like :-)

[S1m0n]

There is no such thing as an attractive moomoo.

[tspub]

Are you insulting cows?

[tspub]

Where is the muumuu picture? I no can fine 'um.

[yatevale]

Jessica is yuuuumy: http://www.actressscene.com/2009/03/jessica-simpson-in-dukes-of-hazzard.html