Most Inappropriate Google Suggests Of All Time (PHOTOS, POLL)

The brainiacs at Google made Google Suggest to speed up our searches: type in a term, they told us, and you'll see some suggestions to make your life easier.

Easier, maybe, but also more scandalous. From the Google Suggests we found, we can only assume Googlers have got some strange, inappropriate, twisted minds...(see below for more on how Google Suggest works)

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How does Google Suggest work? The short answer is this: the suggestions are taken from searches previous users all over the world have done on Google, as well as searches you've done, sites in Google's search index, and ads on Google. As one HuffPostTech reader notes, they're suggestions based off of searches by people just like you. Read more here.

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[DavidWyld]

09:50 PM on 03/07/2010

Funny, but kinda scary too! Hal is watching..­..

David http://wyl­d-business­.blogspot.­com/

[ekimnedrab]

12:26 PM on 01/25/2010

Hay Dad!
Why
haven't
ya
called
yet?

[nothingmusic42]

07:12 PM on 10/12/2009

"hugo, why is there a dead pakistani on the couch?" - one of the best lines from Lost ever. i still laugh til i cry at that sceen.

[lmcshea]

04:27 PM on 10/12/2009

The "slanket" one is a direct quote from and episode of last season's 30 Rock. Still a funny line anywhere you see/hear it though!

[Veammn]

10:29 PM on 10/12/2009

I was about to say the same thing. "Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be willing with your farts" is said by Selma Hayeck's character towards the end of the 30 Rock episode "The One's."

[LMPE]

04:59 PM on 10/10/2009

Who knows what anyone's thinking right now?

[jdrourke]

01:55 PM on 10/09/2009

What a great, funny post! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to look up NASA - breasts - Cowboys - waffles and Jay Leno...

http://jdr­ourke.word­press.com/

[HopeGrenade]

09:59 AM on 10/09/2009

I laughed, I cried, I learned a little more about Italian men and American women.

[TtfnJohn]

03:30 AM on 10/09/2009

Too bad there's no choice like Waste of Time for reaction.

Kinda like the clothed nudes around here.

ttfn

John

[2tango]

07:24 PM on 10/08/2009

What I'm finding that if anybodu writtes something intelligen­t it get banned, Now for stupid notes this blogg is magnificen­t.
good luck, and don't get smart, they don't like it.

[spartancaver]

07:17 PM on 10/08/2009

Google search terradacty­l: I am copy and pasting here is the search result: terradacty­l - 3 definition­s - gang-bang sexual position in which the female can take in up to five [schlongs] with her two hands, mouth, [anus], an...From the Urban Street Slang Dictionary­.

[nrgins]

06:20 PM on 10/08/2009

"Why is my poop green"? That's a read medical thing. Not inappropri­ate at all. (Guess whoever edited this piece never heard of green poop! Funny!)

[2tango]

05:52 PM on 10/08/2009

Why The American society is so Backwards, and tabu, when it comes to show the human body??
Are we suppost to be ashame of our selfs?

I will be ashame of being gay, a fanatic-re­ligious-fr­eak, A republican­, or simple a vulgar thief from wall street.

There's Nothing so wonderful than watching the body of a woman...th­e rest, they all can go and....hav­e a good private Bible reading.

[LeftLeanWing]

03:45 PM on 10/08/2009

if you type in the word 'black' the first entry is for a gay porn magazine 'black inches'

[stepper]

03:32 PM on 10/08/2009

I typed "Does Ann Coulter have a pen!s" 100 times but couldn't get it onto the suggestion list.

I have too much free time.

[4KixAfter6]

03:44 PM on 10/08/2009

I tried your suggestion and got a great link. The first one. It shows Ann with his pen!s and pictures of his Adam's Apple. Very good.

[FreelanceMinion]

04:53 PM on 10/08/2009

Maybe it is counting you out because it sees the same IP address. Try typing it into EVERY computer you have 15 seconds access to.

[csmcmillion]

02:49 PM on 10/08/2009

How come Google has no suggestion­s for "I am horny"?

[4KixAfter6]

03:45 PM on 10/08/2009

Doesn't show up when you type "Me So" either. hmmmm