Fox News host Shepard Smith has a reputation for speaking his mind, and today he let his viewers know the latest source for his outrage: the bacon cheese doughnut burger. The culinary monstrosity is 1,500 calories and seems guaranteed to cause a heart attack. Smith said you could eat one, or just commit suicide. Shep sees a sign of the apocalypse:
I don't know how many grams of fat it is. They won't tell us. Look at it! That's a cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese and burger, and Krispy Kreme and bacon and Krispy Kreme doughnuts on either side of it slapped on the grill. Good God! [...] A bar owner says he came up with the doughnut burger four years ago when he ran out of hamburger buns...
There are signs of the Apocalypse. I mean, you hear about them. This may be one of them.