03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Dickipedia: Betsy McCaughey

Betsy McCaughey is the former Lieutenant Governor of New York, a former member of the Cantel Medical Corporation, a former teller of the truth, and a current dick.

While her life has taken many turns and she has followed many dreams, she has always had one true passion: lying. She enjoys nothing more than the thrill of misleading American people into thinking health care reform is a bad thing. Following the advice that you should "do what you love," McCaughey has led a successful career as a certified liar.

Her analytical fabulations about health care legislation have single-handedly stymied reform on two occasions. Her undeserved political influence is even more impressive when you consider that her pants have literally been on fire.

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