READERS' PICKS: Most Inappropriate Google Suggests Of All Time (PHOTOS, POLL)

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[clearwaterclearmind]

not really all that funny, though i smiled at the reference to dana carvey's "master of disguise".

[ThermoChemist]

: )

How about "The 10 Worst Company Domains"...?

"Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today’s world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn’t give their domain names enough consideration:"

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at...
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at...
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always...
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is...
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at...
www.gotahoe.com

[L3p3rm3ss14h]

Wow...that list just made my morning! F & F'd...

[findmind]

I had a friend who googled "white people stole my car" and google suggested: do you mean "black people stole my car"...he has a screen shot of it!!!!

[Valerie Keefe]

Yes, having had feminists tell me that my transition is somehow an act of male oppression, I'll buy the retarded one, though hypocritical might have been even better.

Also the Barack Obama one that you picked was way less disturbing than the other ones that showed up.

[Ken Freedom]

On a feminist forum I used to belong to (with 4000+ members) a woman asked if she should call the police because she heard a man's angry shouting, and a woman crying, screaming and sounds a struggle coming from the neighboring apartment. She mentioned that she couldn't understand the screaming and shouting because it wasn't in English.

The forum came to the consensus decision that she should not call the authorities because they were probably illegal immigrants and would get deported, and that furthermore the woman asking the question was horribly racist (simply because she didn't recognize the language in question). I immediately left the forum after pointing out that this group of feminists had just championed remaining silent in the face of domestic violence. Also, despite accusing this woman of racism, not a single person noted that assuming an immigrant is an illegal is pretty bigoted itself.

And that's a minor example.

So I'm not surprised that enough people have to ask "Are feminists retarded?" to have it come up in a search. Not at all.

[Spencaa]

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch? is from Lost. I noticed some other movie quotes

[weatherwaxx]

THESE are your top picks? I can only guess that the hp selection committee was a bunch of 8 year olds. Lame, dumb, and juvenile... and not especially funny.

[weatherwaxx]

Own a Canadian WHAT?

[BannedInBoston]

Citizen.

[weatherwaxx]

I was being facetious... it's like the way folks will post "your crazy" (my crazy WHAT?)

[David Christensen]

I nearly fell over laughing at these.

[themofro]

"Why Can't I Own A Canadian" isn't actually someone asking that question because they want to own a Canadian. It is the title of a fairly famous letter that argues against Bible quoting as having moral authority on social issues, especially as an argument against gay marriage. It can be read at http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html

It is actually very similar to a famous part of the West Wing episode "Midterms". The clip is also available on the website linked to above, but directly to youtube the link is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHaVUjjH3EI&feature=player_embedde , the part in question begins about 75 seconds in.

[Valerie Keefe]

I love that bit so very much. (God hates Poly-Cotton Blend) And yeah, get your greasy mitts off my fellow canucks :P

[saianjuma1]

type "who eats" and pick one!!

[dadohead]

Hey, wait a minnit.... Why CAN'T I own a Canadian? I didn't know it until Google suggested it, but I now realize that I've ALWAYS wanted to own a Canadian. Quebecois, preferably, but I'll take an Ottawan if the market is tight.

[oonamanoona]

I have found them to be rather expensive. Unfortunately, so many stores have dropped their layaway plans.

[iskra]

At least we come with health care

[oceanofconsciousness]

"it's high time fo" brings up "we had our perestroika. it's high time for yours."

"my underwe" will bring up "good bless my underwear." (maybe it's a popular Mormon google)

"republicans" brings up "republicans for voldemort."

[ProCynic]

Some of them just seem a little too stacked.

[PKMKII]

"Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?" is a quote from Lost

[tasukibeth1]

Yes, exactly.

These submissions sort of lose their oomph if they can easily be connected to a popular TV show / song / movie.

[Jess P]

Don't you guys watch 30 Rock? "Isn't there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts" Is a Jack Donaghy quote!

[Bashley]

YES! I love his one-liners.

What's scary is typing in "black women, white women, Asian women, etc."

[ChanceH]

Actually, that line was Elisa's. But Jack was there.

[Jess P]

Ahhh you're so right. I suck.