The Most Inappropriate Halloween Costumes Possible (PHOTOS)

With Halloween a mere two weeks away you may be scrambling, having remembered that you don't yet have a costume and every store in your neighborhood has already been plundered. Just remember, no matter how bad you may feel about whatever you come up with, as long as you're not dressed in one of the costumes below, you're all set.

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[jakelakes]

05:04 PM on 10/20/2009

check out these costumes that girls wear everyday for some slutty ideas if you want to dress up as a hoe
http://keepahoetrue.com/category/hoes/

[slibra78]

12:45 PM on 10/20/2009

I think the most disturbing ones I've seen in awhile are these flasher costumes, particularly the "Old Lady Gropin Granny Flasher" here: http://www.shop.com/p295583215-xinternalsearch-link_off.xhtml

and the regular creepy dude flasher costume shown here: http://www.shop.com/Adult+Flasher+Costume+-92831220-o+.xhtml

Does anyone else find this traumatizing?

[LauraOliviaaa]

03:22 PM on 10/19/2009

I would like to go as a Roofie for Halloween. Any ideas on how to create this costume? All I've got so far is a hat made out of lego in the shape of a roof......

[NotGuilty]

09:53 AM on 10/18/2009

I'm going as a Bush voter who got his hand stuck in a condom machine and then escaped in a UFO.

[lisalawless]

09:02 PM on 10/17/2009

I found a place that carries these costumes and was LOL at some rather funny ones not shown in this article. Some of the highlighted adult costumes such as a snake charmer (guess what the snake is) and a few others such as the Hung like a horse costume, choke the chicken and some other crazy ones. My favorite is the chick magnet one here-

http://fruitsofeden.com/category.php?page=3&a=hwnovelties&cid=167

[fratricide08]

03:20 PM on 10/17/2009

Personally, I prefer costumes that are more in line with the actual holiday. Why take all the supernatural fun out of it by portraying such mundane things? There are myths, ghosts, demons, and all kinds of other supernatural entities in every culture if folks are worried about being different and even modern cultures have new entities to choose from that appear in literature, film, and other forms of popular culture.

[RevMetheus]

12:27 PM on 10/17/2009

There was a costume going around a few years ago, saw it on a couple of people, that was like a cross between the down for the count and the bestiality costumes. This was a priest's robes with a boy doll attached to the front. I was a little surprised not to see it in the list of inappropriate costumes.

[sherifffruitfly]

11:43 AM on 10/17/2009

I would have guessed that the Zombie Fetus was that Cuato dude from Total Recall, actually.

Yah to the other horrors.

[AZIndependant]

10:14 AM on 10/17/2009

Last year there was a classy couple trick-or-treating with their kids in my neighborhood. He wore a shirt that said something like, "winner of the national cherry pie eating contest". She wore a cherry pie outfit, with little cherries embroidered over her vajayjay.

And I'm thinking, FOR REAL? Good heavens.

[Artos]

03:34 PM on 10/17/2009

You can actually write vagina, we are all adults here. Although as an adult I have to question how anyone in their right mind would be seen in any of these costumes. We must be becoming a sorry bunch of people in America to want to do these things. It boggles the mind.

[brady61995]

01:18 AM on 10/17/2009

the zombie fetus one would get you shot in oklahoma or kansas. the beastiality one reminded me of the the goatF#cker bit about cnn on the daily show. most of them were goofy but funny.

[ryanfrank412]

12:31 AM on 10/17/2009

Wow, some of these are pretty funny. Was just reading this post about the top 10 Halloween costumes you are sure to see this holiday...

http://www.muffslap.com/most-popular-halloween-costumes-2009/

[Koreboomer]

06:09 PM on 10/16/2009

The terrorist kid bomber's parents should be forced to go to Iraq and clean up
after a few suicide attacks.

[ObamaFan02]

05:58 PM on 10/16/2009

The "A Knight To Remember" costume was awesome.

[Artos]

03:35 PM on 10/17/2009

It would be to anyone who had more imagination than reality.

[ctinkc]

05:52 PM on 10/16/2009

I've been a mental patient for Halloween before... does anyone know where i can get the "Anita Valium" Costume?? I Seriously want it!

[StephenJK]

06:34 AM on 10/18/2009

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=anita+valium+costume&aq=0&oq=anita+valium+&aqi=g1

[slibra78]

12:48 PM on 10/20/2009

I found the Anita Valium costume here: http://www.shop.com/anita+valium?g=1&k=24, hope that helps.

[homeromj]

03:37 PM on 10/16/2009

As a purist, I must complain that the kid's pimp costume is not PURPLE VELVET. Everyone knows that a TRUE pimp must be adorned in purple crushed velvet and the hat must have a matching feather. Amateurs!