03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Subject: Our Marketing Plan

If you already have a blog, make sure you spray-feed your URL in niblets open-face to the skein. We like Reddit bites (they're better than Delicious), because they max out the wiki snarls of RSS feeds, which means less jamming at the Google scaffold.

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