Robert Pattinson Hates Halloween (VIDEO)

We first encountered Robert Pattinson being bothered in a tree when he and Daniel Radcliffe engaged in a YouTube war over who had the better movie franchise. Then he climbed back up the branch to launch his Website, RobertIsBothered.com, with an attack on shark week. "Sharks are stupid. Sharks bite people when they smell blood. Sound familiar? Oh yeah, wait, they're like vampires. Copycat fishes." Now he's back, hating on Halloween.


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[weatherwaxx]

I don't know who either of those twits is, and I don't care.

[Bloggerrogr]

Lame.

Just lame.

FWIW

[GrizzlyBowman]

The Bud Light commercial was the best part of that video.

[Bitsko]

He should dress up as Dr. Buzzkill for Halloween.

[bma83]

Jimmy Fallon, you are no funny. And you never will be.

[leorising]

Well, there's 2 minutes and 27 seconds of my life I won't get back. I suppose I should've remembered that I don't give a rat's patootie what a Brit thinks of American Hallowe'en.

I must admit, though, that the laugh track makes it almost funny.

[LiberalDemIda]

That's not Robert Pattinson. That's Jimmy Fallon spoofing Pattinson.

As an American I agree - I don't like Halloween either. I outgrew it when I turned ten-years-old.

[leorising]

Well, that shows you how up I am on today's celebrities (why are they all so booooring?) Guess I need to go shoo the kids off the lawn now. I should've know better than to post. Thanks for the heads-up.