Kim Jong-Il Double Fooled Bill Clinton, Japanese Analyst Says

ABC News:

A number of analysts here are convinced that not all the photos being released of North Korea's leader, Kim Jong-il, are really photos of Kim Jong-il.

Instead, they say, a look-alike has been standing in for him on some of the 122 trips he's reportedly made this year to the countryside, factories, cultural events, military units, and all sorts of other venues.

Some observers say the North Korean leader is too ill to make all these appearances. One Japanese analyst claims President Clinton didn't meet with Kim Jong-il in August -- he met with a Mr. Kim double.

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Comments

[Mulvaney]

Another clever move by Dear Leader to fool the Yankee Imperialist Running Dogs who begged the wrong person for the release of the spies. He sure fooled everyone!

[Knowitall]

So What! They could have blown up a rubber Kim Jong-Il and propped him up in that chair. Clinton didn't go over there to talk to him. He got what he wanted and came home. I didn't hear him mention Kim once. This is another non-story.

[Dosadi]

Isn't this one of the people who "knew" there were WMD's in Iraq?

[newtom]

That crazy Martin Short!

[rkimball]

the fake kim jung il filed a formal complaint to the usa state department for sending a double of clinton instead of the real one.

[ILibertine]

What is not revealed here is that the apparent "Bill Clinton" is actually an inflated likeness of him. Reportedly both he and Jong were on a private "tour" of some of Pyong Yang's bawdier establishments during the photo opportunity. Moreover, this instance is indicative of a larger tendency to replace heads of state with stand-ins or, in Clinton's case, the equivalent of a holiday parade balloon reproducing a favored likeness. As such, it is now apparent that certain political figures whom we regard as gasbags are, literally, gasbags - manipulated as with a marionette and programmed to say reassuring things.

[Ricardo01]

That fake Kim kept saying, "It's good to be the king."

[LeftLeanWing]

The doubles name was: Jim Jong -Ill

His friends call him Jimmy.

[ajax2]

Is there a real Kim Jong Il?

[rkimball]

there has to be. he showed up on a box of wheaties. he must be real.

[MaryMargaret]

The dude's got game.

Kim Jon-il gangsta rap

What up? Big deal, so I got pancreatic cancer
You know I still got the ultimate final answer

You bin lookin’ for bin Laden I bin enrichin’ uranium
Don’t think too hard about it or you’ll busta cranium

American journalists. They be crashin’ my border
Had to lock ‘em up to keep the law and the order

And I made Bill Clinton visit me before I’d release ‘em
Did you see the photo op? I look just like a paramecium!

Now all these South Koreans are flocking here on vacation
To see long lost relatives in Dear Leader’s Nation

What if my people are starving and there’s some night light dimmage?
Damn! Water slides are fly for my satellite image

Sometimes I blow up nukes underneath the ocean
Or launch pointy missiles whenever I get the notion

'Cause I'm a badass mofo so don't you be dissin' me
Soon enough I'll be toast and y'all will be missin' me. yo.

[TheBaffler]

It's OK, Bill Clinton's a fraud, too.

[NeverRepublican]

And all the bills he signed on the gop's behalf were too. Any real gop elected official would disagree with you...

[fairplaystacy]

Aha, but our fake Bill Clinton fooled the fake Kim Jong Ill and the phony Japanese Analyst

[BPCentrisAmerican]

Who cares, bringing home 2 American journalist was Bill's mission and he accomplished it, everything else is secondary.

[Grunty1]

Yep.

[TheBaffler]

That deal was already struck. Clinton didn't have to do anything but show up. It wasn't his diplomacy that got the job done.

[alenaspoppa]

No one said it was. His mission WAS to show up, do his photo ops, and bring the journalists home. Mission accomplished.

[rkimball]

does that means the hostage clinton came home with may be a double.

[Okieborn]

I am beginning to wonder if this is really Bill Clinton or just an impersonator !!

[Voltage]

Madam Taussaud wants her Kim Jong back.

[Berkeleylefty]

LOL!!! Love it...