Jeremy Piven: Soy Milk Gave Me Man Boobs

Hold the sushi and the soy lattes. Jeremy Piven, who recently recovered from a long battle with mercury poisoning, claims that he quit drinking soy milk because it caused confusion over his growing breasts.

"I was the guy that dabbled in soy milk, but now I've found out soy milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts," he told STV (via Digital Spy). "I had to put the soy milk down. It was a very confusing time."

Turns out Piven was drinking 12 cups of soy milk a day! This is the man who claimed he had been eating fish twice a day for 20 years before he was felled by mercury poisoning. Everything in moderation.

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Comments

[skippyB]

11:58 AM on 11/06/2009

But he's right about the soy milk. Everything in balance, kids.

[MNTom]

10:46 AM on 11/06/2009

He's just a drama queen.

[Ourrias]

06:13 PM on 11/05/2009

This Piven dude sounds like a world-clas­s whiner.

[Hazlvixen]

05:00 PM on 11/05/2009

Preeteens everywhere breath a collective sigh of relief....­there is hope.....a­fterall

[Nunnya]

01:40 PM on 11/05/2009

...gave me the runs...

[kathy001]

01:24 PM on 11/05/2009

Wow! A gallon of soy milk a day will make your boobs grow? I predict a shortage of soy milk in the near future. I'm going to stock up before all the flat-chest­ed teenaged girls get wind of this.

[Max-OneTruePatriot]

12:03 PM on 11/05/2009

All articles related to medicine, science or health on this site are suspect. Very bad rep. Very.

[TanzaniteDiamonds]

01:10 PM on 11/05/2009

The other thing that's "suspect" around here, is every time I respond with innocent comments to topless HP member, Kim Torrent, I get scrubbed! You know? The topless lady? ( . ) ( . )

What's up with that??

[TanzaniteDiamonds]

01:14 PM on 11/05/2009

Correction­: "ALMOST every time.."

[Max-OneTruePatriot]

01:17 PM on 11/05/2009

Frat boy m0ddds.

[Zengeist]

09:30 AM on 11/05/2009

A constant line of patter from that man boob.

[oliv0128]

09:28 AM on 11/05/2009

Soy does contain estrogen, but I imagine its the over-the-t­op 12 cups a day that did it.

[TheBaffler]

06:08 AM on 11/05/2009

Is that godawful perma-stub­ble drawn on, or is it too one of the side effects of his many ailments? You'd think the estrogen would clear that up if it were real.

[Pupadup4oBama]

01:09 PM on 11/05/2009

What I find hilarious is that he's balding yet continues to wear a hairpiece in everything he does.

[believethelie]

05:48 AM on 11/05/2009

I 've noticed that cutting down on my intake of anything Jeremy Piven related, has caused my mercury levels to drop substantia­lly
(stole that joke but its too good to go unpilphere­d)

[mcmutter]

11:42 PM on 11/04/2009

he has a constant line of bull

[GerryS]

10:27 PM on 11/04/2009

it's ok J- my

the thought of soy milk gives me the heeby jeebies too-----

[stefanpinto]

08:04 PM on 11/04/2009

Doesn't anyone drink water anymore?

[gavrielle]

11:43 AM on 11/05/2009

Not unless it's flavored and has vitamins added.

[MicheleCA]

01:30 AM on 11/06/2009

Your question cracks me up!

[victorsays]

08:00 PM on 11/04/2009

That is because he took 12 cup a day. That is over kill.