Jeremy Piven: Soy Milk Gave Me Man Boobs

Hold the sushi and the soy lattes. Jeremy Piven, who recently recovered from a long battle with mercury poisoning, claims that he quit drinking soy milk because it caused confusion over his growing breasts.

"I was the guy that dabbled in soy milk, but now I've found out soy milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts," he told STV (via Digital Spy). "I had to put the soy milk down. It was a very confusing time."

Turns out Piven was drinking 12 cups of soy milk a day! This is the man who claimed he had been eating fish twice a day for 20 years before he was felled by mercury poisoning. Everything in moderation.

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[skippyB]

But he's right about the soy milk. Everything in balance, kids.

[MNTom]

He's just a drama queen.

[Ourrias]

This Piven dude sounds like a world-class whiner.

[Hazlvixen]

Preeteens everywhere breath a collective sigh of relief....there is hope.....afterall

[Nunnya]

...gave me the runs...

[kathy001]

Wow! A gallon of soy milk a day will make your boobs grow? I predict a shortage of soy milk in the near future. I'm going to stock up before all the flat-chested teenaged girls get wind of this.

[Max-OneTruePatriot]

All articles related to medicine, science or health on this site are suspect. Very bad rep. Very.

[TanzaniteDiamonds]

The other thing that's "suspect" around here, is every time I respond with innocent comments to topless HP member, Kim Torrent, I get scrubbed! You know? The topless lady? ( . ) ( . )

What's up with that??

[TanzaniteDiamonds]

Correction: "ALMOST every time.."

[Max-OneTruePatriot]

Frat boy m0ddds.

[MicheleCA]

HP IT plant! Notice how her/his picture doesn't show up in the comments activity box?

[Zengeist]

A constant line of patter from that man boob.

[oliv0128]

Soy does contain estrogen, but I imagine its the over-the-top 12 cups a day that did it.

[TheBaffler]

Is that godawful perma-stubble drawn on, or is it too one of the side effects of his many ailments? You'd think the estrogen would clear that up if it were real.

[Pupadup4oBama]

What I find hilarious is that he's balding yet continues to wear a hairpiece in everything he does.

[believethelie]

I 've noticed that cutting down on my intake of anything Jeremy Piven related, has caused my mercury levels to drop substantially
(stole that joke but its too good to go unpilphered)

[mcmutter]

he has a constant line of bull

[GerryS]

it's ok J- my

the thought of soy milk gives me the heeby jeebies too-----

[stefanpinto]

Doesn't anyone drink water anymore?

[gavrielle]

Not unless it's flavored and has vitamins added.

[MicheleCA]

Your question cracks me up!

[victorsays]

That is because he took 12 cup a day. That is over kill.