Patrick Duffy & A Crab Talk About Losing Their Virginities (VIDEO)

Um, apparently the Crab (Patrick Duffy's BFF) lost his virginity to Dame Judi Dench, who, in addition to having a penchant for cross-species sex, also has sticky fingers when it comes to prescription drugs. Patrick, on the other hand, lost his virginity to a girl who smelled like corn chips.

Of course this isn't the first time the Crab has one-upped Patrick by getting down. When the pair talked threesomes a few weeks back, the carnal crustacean claimed he, Courtney Cox and the wardrobe lady got it on at the first season wrap party for "Friends" in 1994. Patrick had no such stories about "Step by Step."


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[factotem]

09:35 AM on 11/10/2009

virginity is the plural of virginity H P losers.

[Sleepyjohns]

11:31 PM on 11/08/2009

And they tend to own land.

LMAO.

Thanks PD and Crab.

[Deborah Paley]

08:56 PM on 11/08/2009

virginitie­s? is that even correct? isn't it just virginity, lost their virginity singular?

[EF3]

01:37 PM on 11/08/2009

They should spin this off into a television series. Perhaps an animated series for Adult Swim.

[Hopalongpoppyseed]

09:47 PM on 11/07/2009

Now I am hungry for crab legs.

[OpposingViewpoint]

12:38 AM on 11/07/2009

Save your virginity! Prevent the spread of crabs.

[VonTeshyn]

06:45 PM on 11/04/2009

Why, Why, WHY are these little vignettes so dang funny?!

[Hopalongpoppyseed]

09:46 PM on 11/07/2009

Because life is absurd.

[Nunnya]

12:47 PM on 11/04/2009

That's the crab from the Chappelle Show.

[xypher0725]

12:42 PM on 11/04/2009

brilliant

[SiberianRat]

11:13 PM on 11/03/2009

Heh :-)