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Patrick Duffy & A Crab Talk About Losing Their Virginities (VIDEO)

03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Um, apparently the Crab (Patrick Duffy's BFF) lost his virginity to Dame Judi Dench, who, in addition to having a penchant for cross-species sex, also has sticky fingers when it comes to prescription drugs. Patrick, on the other hand, lost his virginity to a girl who smelled like corn chips.

Of course this isn't the first time the Crab has one-upped Patrick by getting down. When the pair talked threesomes a few weeks back, the carnal crustacean claimed he, Courtney Cox and the wardrobe lady got it on at the first season wrap party for "Friends" in 1994. Patrick had no such stories about "Step by Step."

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