The 17 Most Annoying Commercials Of All Time (VIDEO)

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Huffington Post   |  Lila Shapiro
First Posted: 11- 5-09 03:05 PM   |   Updated: 11- 5-09 03:11 PM

Ever since a poll was released declaring "Whatever" the most annoying word in America, we here at HuffPost Comedy have been busy cataloging the Most Annoying Things in the Universe. So far we've hit music (Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky Heart" was deemed most annoying song OF ALL TIME), TV characters (Screech) and on-screen romance (Jon & Kate Plus 8). This week: commercials. Bring it on!

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DON'T FRONT on that old-school Meow Mix ad! classic!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:37 AM on 11/13/2009
- SeaBlood I'm a Fan of SeaBlood 9 fans permalink

The Miracle Whip commercial would have possibilities if were meant as something humorous, as in a parody on modern culture. But it was meant to be SERIOUS! I find that most insulting and demeaning. Do they actually believe people are dumb enough to join the "miracle whip rebellion" ?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:15 AM on 11/12/2009
- LOCUTUS13 I'm a Fan of LOCUTUS13 18 fans permalink
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I think the stuff tastes like crap.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:53 PM on 11/12/2009
- LOCUTUS13 I'm a Fan of LOCUTUS13 18 fans permalink
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I have come to the conclusion that all marketers are brain damaged. Do they really think that turning up the volume to 120 db is going to make me buy their product? Do they think that being by stupid I'm going to be attracted to their product?

I have to say however that the burger king commercials are very disturbing. If I ever "woke up to the king" the king would earn a full magazine of .45+p hollow points in his chest!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:13 AM on 11/12/2009
- poobah I'm a Fan of poobah 15 fans permalink

Billy Mays retired the trophy for most annoying pitchman. Anything from freecredit­report.com hangs in there with "It's MY money and I want it NOW." Another that is as annoying as it is lengthy is the one where the guy sells you books on how to get free money from the government. I wear out my mute button and my channel changer buttons when any of these flea bitten canines produces pixels on my screen.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:14 AM on 11/12/2009
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I dive for the mute button for:
Billy Mays (anything and everything; no disrespect for his death, just can't stand the yelling)
National Car Rental (the MacEnroe yelling)
Cartoon boogers (mucous-gone, or whatever this crap is called)
Cartoon fungus (the toenail-healing crap)
Di-Tech
Geico (cave man, especially - the gecko is getting way too old - listening Warren Buffett?)
Vonage (they finally turned the volume down on the theme-noise, though)
Vehix.com (What's a hybrid?)
Vince (shamwow)
Head-on (gone because of Doonesbury)
A few PSA's:
Adopt a kid (Alex? - Alex-Alex?)
Autism (the fake statistics)
Save the starving and abused (children, animals, anything - way, way too sappy)
thatsnotcool.org (incessant cell phone beeps: wakey-wakey)
Dish network, Comcast, Roadrunner (all of them are just horrible)
Free credit report (FTC is annoyed at this misleading come-on)
Life-Lock (another FTC target - service is obviously a fraud)
Smilin' Bob (already charged and fined by the FTC)
Terror-mongering themes (OnStar car crashes, Brinks(Broadview) Security)
Anything that disparages others (why do they think it's funny?)
I don't need products for or care to hear about denture glue, irregularity, constipation, piles, bad breath, athlete's foot, restless legs, cramps, boils, etc....

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:11 AM on 11/09/2009
- MightyMeno I'm a Fan of MightyMeno 23 fans permalink
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There's a car dealership in central Florida called Bob Dance; they persist in putting their little daughter or granddaughter (don't know which) in their TV ads. The kid is neither cute nor charming but Grandpa has bought oodles of air time and there's no getting away from this kid! She comes on and my husband and I change the channel; she really is THAT annoying. Too bad I don't have a clip to prove it.

But here's a runner-up: A Bell Telephone commercial, circa 1978. Any commercial with "Feelings" as the soundtrack has GOT to suck:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y14NlryTMuo&feature=related

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:12 PM on 11/07/2009
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Ummm...it's called pajamas. Check into it!
BTW...who would ever where that out in public??

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:23 PM on 11/07/2009

That Quiznos commercial is just wrong. I felt my brain melting just listening to those godforsaken rats. Quiznos is pretty infamous for lousy commercials. One reason why I can't stand to eat there (it's too freaking expensive!) And the head on commercial is very clever as it gave millions of people headaches so people would have to go buy it. It should be used as a torture tactic at Guantanamo Bay

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:18 PM on 11/07/2009
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I agree! I wrote them and said I would patronize them until they took the singing rats off!

Thankfully, they are gone now.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:21 AM on 11/08/2009
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Sorry, make that would NOT patronize them...

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:24 AM on 11/08/2009

All these drug/pharm ads drive me crazy when they list a ton of HORRIBLE side effects but they show the people in the commercial so happy go luck when they are listing the horrible side effects. I thought it would be funny if you showed the actual side effects. I made a parody of these commercials. I would appreciate if you watched (its under 2 minutes). Thanks in advance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRyWcLtA8Q4

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:31 AM on 11/07/2009
- Imzadi I'm a Fan of Imzadi 71 fans permalink
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Even before clicking through the ads, I knew they would all be failry recent.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:13 AM on 11/07/2009
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I totally agree. These lists s.u.c.k.

The most annoying things of all time? These polls.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:18 AM on 11/07/2009

I agree all but one of the commercials really suck and drive me nuts. Why is the Burger KIng so creepy; he looks like he is stalking someone.
I like the Carl's Jr. commercial; it certainly wouldn't cause me drop everything to buy a burger.
I watched the Carls' Jr commercial at least 10 or more times tonight.
I see, Padma Lakshmi, a beautiful intelligent sexy woman in a fabulous dress in the public market having a little tactile foreplay with spices until she goes all the way with her burger. Padma certainly released the pepper's pentup potential.
And unlike the barbie doll woman Paris Hilton; Padma moves with Sofia Loren sensuality through the commercial.
I substitued a little Barry White or Elaine Elias playing Girl from Ipanema for the soundtrack.
Whoa!
I feel like I need a smoke or at least a glass of Dom Perignon.
Is it getting hotter in here?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:18 PM on 11/06/2009
- jl4141 I'm a Fan of jl4141 13 fans permalink
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Cats ask for it by name.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:02 PM on 11/06/2009
- CARTERJ I'm a Fan of CARTERJ 5 fans permalink

One can only imagine if those horrible "HEAD ON" people had a product for hemherroids. What would the name of the product be, and what would the slogan be, to be endlessly repeated?

Any ideas, Huffers?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:38 PM on 11/06/2009
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Bung On

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:22 AM on 11/09/2009
- JanPoore I'm a Fan of JanPoore 98 fans permalink
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Most annoying (in no particular order):

1. National Car rental with John McEnroe shouting (especially annoying in the morning)
2. Progressive Insurance with that annoying overperky woman
3. Joseph A. Banks - over the top announcer always giving away free men's clothes
4. Freecredit­report.com
5. Any Billy Mays commercial - there has been an upside to his unfortunate passing
6. Dish Network - goes on forever with the annoying computer percussion in the background.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:50 PM on 11/06/2009
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Since I have dish network and am watching dish network, why are there commercials on dish network for dish network???

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:15 AM on 11/10/2009
- Vermontah I'm a Fan of Vermontah 20 fans permalink

These are the most annoying "of all time?" Are the peachfuzz interns at HuffPo completely unaware that television existed even before 1992? Almost all of these were from the past few years! And most of them aren't annoying at all! The Meow Mix isn't annoying, it's wonderful. The Carl's isn't annoying, it's incredibly sexy and made me want to get a burger right this very minute. I thought the Subaru one was cool.

No McDonald's ads? How can you make a list like this and leave out Mr. Whipple? "Where's the Beef?" "I'd like to teach the world to sing" etc etc etc.

Do a little research, kids!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:33 PM on 11/06/2009
- Imzadi I'm a Fan of Imzadi 71 fans permalink
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Ditto and spot on!!!!

I am so annoyed by these "toddlers" putting lists together that begin at 1992, I will no longer even click on them anymore. Finis, kaput!

Fanned and faved.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:15 AM on 11/07/2009
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