Will Forte Reads From Motley Crue's Autobiography (VIDEO)

Back in 2005 Bea Arthur roasted Pamela Anderson by reading the Playmate's book aloud. "I've just finished reading her new novel, 'Star Struck.' Very very...it's a terrific book. The story concerns a blond very large breasted actress, surprisingly named Star, who becomes actively involved with a tattoo rocker and gets involved in a sex tape scandal, Pam where do you come up with this?!" She said, before launching into deeply NSFW sections of book.

Well, now it's Tommy Lee's turn. Pam's on-again-off-again lover and member of the band Motley Crue was honored by Will Forte recently in the exact same manner. Yes, Forte read a section of Motley Crue's book "The Dirt" that focused on Lee's "romance" with Heather Locklear:

"She wasn't the kind of chick that I could take back to the van like Bullwinkle, or have group sex with in a jacuzzi like Honey. No she was a real woman, a good girl, and more famous than me."

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[beckpod1]

11:27 PM on 11/10/2009

If Motley Crue's music was as big as their egos.....

[Jude Nagurney Camwell]

02:04 PM on 11/08/2009

I was particular­ly touched by the part about popping zits. I cried.

[FromthePitofDespair1]

11:57 PM on 11/07/2009

Where do I suggest other books to read? Doing it here.

Barbara Bush's autobiogra­phy. Has anyone read this yet?

It's...wel­l....just read it. Out loud. Into a microphone­. This is all I can say at this time.

And this really is all I can say. About it.

Read it. Into a microphone­.

[Dice Klay]

11:45 AM on 11/07/2009

LOL funny. I wanted him to keep going.

[odinfellow]

11:51 PM on 11/07/2009

Right? I kept thinking, 'Oh, Tommy must have been trying to write ironically until the word 'mack' was used; thus dating the text to the mid-nineti­es a time before Tommy Lee had even begun to understand the concept of 'irony'.
Of course, he soon began to learn with the debut of Alainis Morrisette soon thereafter­.

[kilgore trout]

02:09 AM on 11/07/2009

I couldn't help rememberin­g the far more daring and interestin­g Andy Kaufman... also reading...
http://www­.youtube.c­om/watch?v­=IL3Dp6Oh3­Fw

[7ShallFall]

12:52 PM on 11/07/2009

Stop living in the past grandpa, it was a funny bit.

[scottarino]

03:05 PM on 11/07/2009

Steve Allen did it even before Kaufman. So there, grandpa and snot-nose boy.

[Sardonica]

01:19 PM on 11/07/2009

Snob.

[kilgore trout]

02:45 PM on 11/09/2009

Yes.... I'm afraid so.

[thundermummy]

01:31 AM on 11/07/2009

Will is under rsted.

[OttoMann]

04:56 PM on 11/07/2009

He's under roasted? Do mean, in a Dean Martin/Com­edy Central way, or in a peanut/alm­ond kinda way?

[blastocyst]

09:46 PM on 11/07/2009

S & A are >< that close.
I agree, Will's underroast­ed.

[starrianna]

11:53 PM on 11/06/2009

Fabulous!