Will Forte Reads From Motley Crue's Autobiography (VIDEO)

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First Posted: 11- 6-09 05:59 PM   |   Updated: 11- 6-09 06:16 PM

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Back in 2005 Bea Arthur roasted Pamela Anderson by reading the Playmate's book aloud. "I've just finished reading her new novel, 'Star Struck.' Very very...it's a terrific book. The story concerns a blond very large breasted actress, surprisingly named Star, who becomes actively involved with a tattoo rocker and gets involved in a sex tape scandal, Pam where do you come up with this?!" She said, before launching into deeply NSFW sections of book.

Well, now it's Tommy Lee's turn. Pam's on-again-off-again lover and member of the band Motley Crue was honored by Will Forte recently in the exact same manner. Yes, Forte read a section of Motley Crue's book "The Dirt" that focused on Lee's "romance" with Heather Locklear:

"She wasn't the kind of chick that I could take back to the van like Bullwinkle, or have group sex with in a jacuzzi like Honey. No she was a real woman, a good girl, and more famous than me."

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Back in 2005 Bea Arthur roasted Pamela Anderson by reading the Playmate's book aloud. "I've just finished reading her new novel, 'Star Struck.' Very very...it's a terrific book. The story concerns a b...
Back in 2005 Bea Arthur roasted Pamela Anderson by reading the Playmate's book aloud. "I've just finished reading her new novel, 'Star Struck.' Very very...it's a terrific book. The story concerns a b...
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- beckpod1 I'm a Fan of beckpod1 34 fans permalink

If Motley Crue's music was as big as their egos.....

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:27 PM on 11/10/2009
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I was particularly touched by the part about popping zits. I cried.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:04 PM on 11/08/2009
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Where do I suggest other books to read? Doing it here.

Barbara Bush's autobiography. Has anyone read this yet?

It's...well....just read it. Out loud. Into a microphone. This is all I can say at this time.

And this really is all I can say. About it.

Read it. Into a microphone.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:57 PM on 11/07/2009
- Dice Klay I'm a Fan of Dice Klay 3 fans permalink
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LOL funny. I wanted him to keep going.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:45 AM on 11/07/2009
- odinfellow I'm a Fan of odinfellow 3 fans permalink
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Right? I kept thinking, 'Oh, Tommy must have been trying to write ironically until the word 'mack' was used; thus dating the text to the mid-nineties a time before Tommy Lee had even begun to understand the concept of 'irony'.
Of course, he soon began to learn with the debut of Alainis Morrisette soon thereafter.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:51 PM on 11/07/2009
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I couldn't help remembering the far more daring and interesting Andy Kaufman... also reading...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL3Dp6Oh3Fw

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:09 AM on 11/07/2009

Stop living in the past grandpa, it was a funny bit.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:52 PM on 11/07/2009
- scottarino I'm a Fan of scottarino 12 fans permalink
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Steve Allen did it even before Kaufman. So there, grandpa and snot-nose boy.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:05 PM on 11/07/2009
- Sardonica I'm a Fan of Sardonica 93 fans permalink
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Snob.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:19 PM on 11/07/2009
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Yes.... I'm afraid so.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:45 PM on 11/09/2009
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Will is under rsted.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:31 AM on 11/07/2009
- OttoMann I'm a Fan of OttoMann 5 fans permalink

He's under roasted? Do mean, in a Dean Martin/Comedy Central way, or in a peanut/almond kinda way?

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:56 PM on 11/07/2009
- blastocyst I'm a Fan of blastocyst 27 fans permalink

S & A are >< that close.
I agree, Will's underroasted.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:46 PM on 11/07/2009
- starrianna I'm a Fan of starrianna 48 fans permalink
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Fabulous!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:53 PM on 11/06/2009

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