Chelsea Handler's Playboy Interview: How To Have An Inter-Office Hookup

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First Posted: 11-12-09 04:36 PM   |   Updated: 11-12-09 04:42 PM

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E! host and comedienne Chelsea Handler graces the December cover of Playboy, and in the article she dishes on topics like inter-office hookups, holiday cooking, and why she likes to keep her holidays secular.

"If you drink so much that it seems a good idea to hook up with one of your co-workers, try to do it somewhere a little less public, like a car," Handler says. "If you're going to make a mistake you'll regret tomorrow, you may as well do it somewhere classy."

Handler recently broke up with E! boss Ted Harbert."

Handler told Playboy that she prefers to keep her holidays secular.

""It's time to take back Christmas for those of us who don't want to hear about angels and shepherds and babies with glowing heads," she said. "Besides, ever since Jesus started dating Madonna, I can't take him so seriously anymore. A secular holiday party is a happy holiday party. ... If you're doing it right, Christmas should be a celebration of family and friends and having a good time, with just a sprinkle of porn thrown in."

As for her ideal holiday meal?

"I love a big holiday meal with friends," she said. "And I'm a meat-and-potatoes kind of girl. I like baked hams, mashed potatoes, a big turkey stuffed with Vicodin and extra tryptophan - all the old standards."

The December 2009 issue of Playboy goes on sale Friday, November 13.

E! host and comedienne Chelsea Handler graces the December cover of Playboy, and in the article she dishes on topics like inter-office hookups, holiday cooking, and why she likes to keep her holidays ...
E! host and comedienne Chelsea Handler graces the December cover of Playboy, and in the article she dishes on topics like inter-office hookups, holiday cooking, and why she likes to keep her holidays ...
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- Quilter I'm a Fan of Quilter 10 fans permalink
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Great Photoshopping job. I caught her show recently. Chelsea's arms are not that thin, nor is her torso that thin.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:25 PM on 11/14/2009

what a rip off.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:24 PM on 11/13/2009
- Okieborn I'm a Fan of Okieborn 59 fans permalink

Looking Great Chelsea !!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:05 PM on 11/13/2009

Can you say 'air brush'? I knew you could.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:23 PM on 11/13/2009
- CLSayles I'm a Fan of CLSayles 3 fans permalink

I'm sad, because she decided to "go thin" for this shoot. Ladies, we men like a little meat on the bones. Paris Hilton is pretty, but Kim Kardashian is a traffic stopper!!! Heed my words...

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:15 AM on 11/13/2009

Truth. Truth. This is knowledge, ladies.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:43 PM on 11/13/2009
- mckinley I'm a Fan of mckinley 4 fans permalink

Is her humor all in her delivery?

It is certainly not in her words. The kind of stuff a 15 year old geek would write wanting to be a comedian when he grows up.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:47 PM on 11/12/2009

Mckinley, give us 6 minutes of YOUR best stand-up. Let US be the judges.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:25 AM on 11/13/2009

You can criticize people without having to be in the same profession as the subject.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:51 AM on 11/13/2009
- alarmbell I'm a Fan of alarmbell 2 fans permalink

Isn't a lot of what makes a good comedian, how they deliver their words?
She is hilarious!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:25 PM on 11/14/2009
- MillinMn I'm a Fan of MillinMn 41 fans permalink
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There's an expression that is surely older than Ms. Handler. It's on the blunt and crude side of things, but it goes:

"Don't get your meat where you get your bread."

It is still sound council, and is one of many reasons why most offices no longer serve alcohol at company events, holiday or otherwise.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:59 PM on 11/12/2009
- Marklar I'm a Fan of Marklar 13 fans permalink
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Unless you work in the entertainment industry and then the only way you are going to have a chance at more than just a hookup is to date someone you work with...we even have a term for it "Showmance"

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:03 PM on 11/12/2009
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Everyone knows if she wasn't banging the boss, she'd be going on at 1 AM at the Chuckle Hut right now.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:45 PM on 11/12/2009
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She is awesome. She never got due credit. Her courage continues the tradition of Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Paul Krassner and Bill Hicks. Rev. Bookburn - Radio Volta

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:59 PM on 11/12/2009

I am a conservative and I LOVE her show, this lady is funny funny funny and she takes shots at everybody including herself, I never miss a show and never will.

Chuy Chuy Chuy !!!!!!!!!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:55 PM on 11/12/2009
- Okieborn I'm a Fan of Okieborn 59 fans permalink

I am a Chelsea Handler Fan !!!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:41 PM on 11/12/2009
- KingCujo I'm a Fan of KingCujo 14 fans permalink
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Me, too - she's GREAT!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:12 PM on 11/12/2009

How about intracourse? as in "f yersef. "

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:41 PM on 11/12/2009
- liberalbug I'm a Fan of liberalbug 41 fans permalink
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I think that's the Carrie Prejean sex tap that you are talking about.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:59 PM on 11/12/2009
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Woh are you kidding me "airbrushing" ? Surprise, surprise,, it seems USA's queen of late night show is one of the plenty-new people who got scrutinize again for using photoshop on their so called glamorous photos.

Updated pictures and interview: http://bit.ly/queen-of-late-night-show-host-now-in-playboy

So Who's the next Cover? Palin Perhaps? lol

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:27 PM on 11/12/2009
- skantea I'm a Fan of skantea 13 fans permalink
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I'm pretty sure she was the first one to joke about all the airbrushing they had to do.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:35 PM on 11/12/2009
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Woh are you kidding me "airbrushing" ? Surprise, surprise,, it seems chelsea lately is not the only one under scrutinize for using photoshop on their so called glamorous photos.

Updated pictures and interview: http://bit.ly/chelsea-lately-the-bomb

So Who's the next Cover? Palin Perhaps? lol

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:25 PM on 11/12/2009

Anyone who has ever seen her on her show KNOWS that is not what her body looks like. That is airbrushed and cropped beyond belief.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:07 PM on 11/12/2009
- ECB I'm a Fan of ECB 118 fans permalink
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Blah, Blah, Blah, I would still "Hit It" !

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:23 PM on 11/12/2009
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Yeah, but would you stick around afterwards and talk to her? I know I wouldn't.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:43 PM on 11/12/2009

Like you'll EVER have a chance of seeing her 'peek-a-chew'!!!

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:28 AM on 11/13/2009
- New sunnybunny I'm a Fan of sunnybunny 14 fans permalink
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I want that photo editing program.

    Reply    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:06 AM on 11/15/2009
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