"Going Rouge" Excerpt: Sarah Palin's Top 25 Tweets

This list, compiled by Sebastian Jones, is an exclusive excerpt from "Going Rouge: An American Nightmare" available only by direct order from OR Books.

The Hills Are Alive

Riding 2 Kenai; writing last Govs speech on way; country music streaming & countryside screaming inspiration 4 pro-developmnt + pro-enviro msg 12:52 PM Jul 21st

Deep Thoughts

Couple of thoughts for the day on beautiful bright AK morn: "You have to sacrifice to win. That's my philosophy in 6 words."- George Allen. & 8:03 AM Jul 8th

Today, try this: "Act in accordance to your conscience -risk- by pursuing larger vision in opposition to popular, powerful pressure"-unknown 8:12 AM Jul 8th

More talk of #2 "Stimulus" Pkg? Please no- for so many reasons- incl the 1st one hasn't done what's promised, & debt forced on AKn kids is.. 10:54 PM Jul 11th

selfish & immoral bc it robs their future opportunities! "If there is trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace" Thomas Paine 11:02 PM Jul 11th

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"Criticism is something easily avoided by saying nothing, doing nothing, being nothing." Aristotle Don't fear it; it means u make a difference 12:29 AM Jul 14th

Campbell's fiscally conserv. position on this = M. Levin's "Conservatism is antidote to tyranny bc its principles ARE our founding principles" 8:52 AM Jul 21st

Awesome AK night sensing summer already winding down w/fireweed near full bloom; finally sitting down to pen; listening to Big & Rich "Shuttin 9:53 PM Jul 22nd

Detroit Down" & "Rollin": "Aint gonna shut my mouth/I know there's got to be a few hundred million more like me/just trying to keep it free" 9:58 PM Jul 22nd

For the Children

I join Auto Dealers today for kids' safety seat law/promo. NOTHING more important than safety of our babies: Life's most precious ingredient 9:51 AM Jun 17th

Kids: be more concerned w/your character vs reputation bc character is what you are, reputation is merely what others think you are. J Wooden 10:44 PM Jul 13th

No time to waste: teach US youth to avoid idleness; they can lead new American Industrial Revolution w/WORK & embrace "Buy American" mission 12:08 PM Jul 19th

Mama Bear

Great day w/bear management wildlife biologists; much to see in wild territory incl amazing creatures w/mama bears' gutteral raw instinct to 10:34 PM Jul 15th

protect & provide for her young; She sees danger? She brazenly rises up on strong hind legs, growls Don't Touch My Cubs & the species survives 10:38 PM Jul 15th

& mama bear doesn't look 2 anyone else 2 hand her anything; biologists say she works harder than males, is provider/protector for the future 10:40 PM Jul 15th

High Stakes

AK Aces vs SC Stingrays tonight. 1st Family & I will be on hand for win--anticipate winning friendly bet w/SC Gov.Sanford, too. Go, Aces! 12:55 PM May 22nd

Keepin' the dream alive! Thank you AK Aces! OT win last night brings Kelly Cup game 6 home Thurs. Bet w/SC Gov is alive too. Save Our Salmon 9:26 AM May 31st

The Hacking Paradox

Unfortunately fake "Gov Sarah Palin" twitter sites r doing their thing today: unscrupulous, untrue- so sorry if u recv false info @ fake site 3:12 PM Jul 4th

Funny! In the words of my sis: Aren't the same ones w/fake twitter sites & blogs crying "she's 'abandoning' us" the same ones wishing u gone? 3:49 PM Jul 4th

Best Broken Promise

elected is replaceable; Ak WILL progress! + side benefit=10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site 12:39 AM Jul 17th

The Palin Doctrine

Learn how Wild AK Seafood can help combat world hunger. Pure, healthy, abundant protein; exciting initiative rolled out in NY this week. 9:57 AM May 3rd

More N Korea nuke tests: why consider US missile program cuts now? AK military program helps secure US. Now is NOT time to cut our defense. 9:48 AM May 25th

W/deadly Iranian protests let us be thankful for, & supportive of, U.S. Military defending OUR democracy & freedom. God protect the innocent 12:46 PM Jun 20th

Why U.S. peace missions for freedom? "America is still the abiding alternative to tyranny. That is our purpose in the world." Ronald R... 6:23 AM Jun 26th

Seeking a Solution

Announced the "stay of execution", orphaned moose calves to be protected @ this time by Dept of Fish & Game. Long-term solution still needed 6:28 PM Jun 4th

Want more Palintology? Going Rouge: An American Nightmare includes the definitive compilation of outrageous Palinisms, "The Poetry of Sarah Palin," Palin - Fact or Fiction - and more. Get the book or read the introduction - "The Perils of Palinism" - here for free.

Comments

[Atomicjim]

She's quoting Aristotol? Either she saw the quote on a Starbuck cup, or she has a ghost writer for Twitter, too. (also)

[cheeriogirl]

Who in their right mind actually believes that Palin is the one that came up with those quotes?

It is simply NOT POSSIBLE that someone so shallow could appreciate quotes that are so deep.

[Helanren]

So let me get this right: there are actually people around who follow her on Twitter and read that sort of message every day????

[BetterDeadthanRedState]

Yes, they're called "twits."

[Hoosierbrad]

Or, in past tense, twats.

[haval2]

I've got vertigo ... gotta go. What was that word hurling?

[shotei]

It was excrutiating to read what must add up to 3 pages, imagine an entire book.
It makes mama bear growls in pain.

[Mikeylikesit2]

ahhh , blah blah
...... hurts my brain to try and read them all!

Take two advil and watch this slideshow ...may help!!

anti-Palin rally [love the music in background]

http://bigshow.bigfolio.com/?s=000011662&t=0e6a8ae03101be65098418ccb735e4a1

[Cryostatic]

After reading about half of those, I became confused and disoriented.

Or was that the point?

[marcain]

I expected the teen slang word 'Whack' used in her emails. I want her to include 'Yo', 'Dude', 'True dat' and 'Woah' in future tweets.

[ReedYoung]

If horoscopes and fortune cookies were written by high school dropouts, that's what they'd look like.

[LiberalLee]

Stream of unconsciousness, anyone?
" Hello... Anyone home?"
Guess not...

[maryyooch]

Palin is just four cents short of a nickle.....

[ClevelandTom]

Am I the only one that suspects that Palin got one of those "Quote of the Day" calendars for Xmas and inserts them into her tweets to give the impression that she is a deep philosophical thinker?

[keng52]

No, you are not.......

[birchtree3]

Listen....if you're real quiet you can hear George Allen, Thomas Paine and Aristotle rolling in their graves. Regan, on the other hand, is deathly quiet.

[TodReynard]

Not only that, but Paine wrote IN FAVOR of universal medical coverage; in fact, he is one of the founding dreamers of the concept for universal healthcare.

STOP PALIN!!!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=177737189854&ref=mf

[MrBurlesk]

The mama bear stuff was an eye roller, but the rest was just plain dull speak from a dullard. Once this book hype is over can we PLEEEEASE kick $arah Palin to the curb? For good???

[ObamAtomic]

Did she have a Doctrine?
She don't know Bush Doctrine.

[maryyooch]

I don't know if she has a doctrine, but we all know she needs a Doctor. One who specializes in mental health.
She could do good for the country, the real amerikuuns, by being a study for new psychiatric drugs.

[PuzzledinPeoria]

I'm confused. Is "Going Rouge" supposed to be a satire of "Going Rogue"?

If the above stuff is actual Palin material, then that's not a satire. It's also not funny.

I know Tina Fey used Palin's actual answers on an SNL skit and it was funny, but more scary than funny. So why would we pay to read Palin's actual tweets? Is this the funniest stuff HP could excerpt?

[maryyooch]

Because if you don't laugh about her, you'll be crying all the time realizing that real Amerikuuns are that stupid.