In The Year 3000: Sammy Sosa's Face, Lou Dobbs's New Job, And More! (VIDEO)

03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The revival of the beloved "Late Night" segment (plus 1,000 years) gets off to a hilarious start with a wardrobe malfunction of sorts and, of course, LaBamba's sweet-sounding voice. Conan and Andy rip on Levi Johnston, Jon Gosselin and other current media stars who, apparently, are going to be alive for a very long time.

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