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What's the world coming to when you can get your $1.45 million bulletproof SUV with gold trim, a ridiculously expensive Vertu cellphone and three bottles of premium vodka, but you can't get the whale-penis-skin interior?
We have environmentalists and Pamela Anderson to thank for this.
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And all these green folks were so upset over the Hummer (Which will now be built in Red China)
Good thing it's bullet proof because you should be sh0t, no questions asked, for driving one of these.
That is pretty bad!
I remember reading that Onassis had all of his bar stools covered in whale-foreskin-leather, too.
Poor whales!
Jeez just buy a tank.
FOUR FRICKIN' TONS?????
There's BRIDGES they can't drive that thing on!
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The really enormous dicks here are the ones sitting on the seats.
REALLY well put.
(I was going to fan you, but I already had)
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They suffer from "Little Man" syndrome, which is why they have to overcompensate with their phallic symbols.
You must be green....with envy.
Got that right!
There's a sign over the dash:
Seats to Remain in Upright Position.
Ha!
Any man who would wish to sit on the worlds largest foreskin has bigger problems...
Or just envy.
So now that the seat covers will have a different material, it's no longer a mobile environmental disaster?
There was a logical reason for the seats. During off-road excersions the bouncing made the seats firmer.
hahaha
Is this onna them responsible ways of mocking Glenn Beck?
This is a really awful side of obscene opulence by Russian oligarchs.
All we get is CEO's with gold plated toilets.
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Ha!
I heard that there would be a sign when the apocalypse is coming.
This is it.
Oh, there's a Tommy Lee joke in here somewhere...too early in the morning, I suppose.
When you rub them, do they recline?
Moby's D!ck interior.
(I got a million of 'em)
I saw the headline and knew there had to be a Moby Dick joke here somewhere.
I saw the headline and knew someone had to make a Mobydick reference.
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee(se awful attempts at jokes).
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Posted: 11-13-09 08:25 AM