Karl Lagerfeld Will Never Retire

Karl Lagerfeld, the man behind the sunglasses, the scowl, and most notably, Chanel's designs, has announced that retirement is not on his leather-covered and studded radar. Handbag.com quotes him as saying, "Retirement is not one of the topics with which I deal. Why should I? I still have so many projects that I sometimes don't know where to begin. Chanel will still need some clothes when I'm 89."

But will you still want to wear Karl's clothes when he's 89? We're imagining a line of couture jogging suits and thousand-dollar orthopedic shoes.

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[kidolympic]

His sunglasses are secret optical computers; he has his his target on uniting himself.

if shapes weren’t indefinite and definite simultaneously, non would be possible. (props for the universe) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photonic_computing

Karl wishes he has a jet plane the size of a bicycle. (so he can check the factories)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31AxHeYEDxc&feature=related

[nogimmicks]

Even crickets keep respectful silence.