Karl Lagerfeld Will Never Retire

Karl Lagerfeld, the man behind the sunglasses, the scowl, and most notably, Chanel's designs, has announced that retirement is not on his leather-covered and studded radar. Handbag.com quotes him as saying, "Retirement is not one of the topics with which I deal. Why should I? I still have so many projects that I sometimes don't know where to begin. Chanel will still need some clothes when I'm 89."

But will you still want to wear Karl's clothes when he's 89? We're imagining a line of couture jogging suits and thousand-dollar orthopedic shoes.

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