STYLE
03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Karl Lagerfeld Will Never Retire

Karl Lagerfeld, the man behind the sunglasses, the scowl, and most notably, Chanel's designs, has announced that retirement is not on his leather-covered and studded radar. Handbag.com quotes him as saying, "Retirement is not one of the topics with which I deal. Why should I? I still have so many projects that I sometimes don't know where to begin. Chanel will still need some clothes when I'm 89."

But will you still want to wear Karl's clothes when he's 89? We're imagining a line of couture jogging suits and thousand-dollar orthopedic shoes.

Get HuffPost Style on Twitter and Facebook!