Feeling that most of the media has been reporting nonsense, Jimmy Kimmel was determined to get to the bottom of the Tiger Woods incident. His strategy? Going to the local barbershop.
Keith, the barbershop's clear-cut authority on the matter, laid it out pretty simply: "He just got beat up by his wife." Kimmel then attempted to break down the racial implications of the incident, but was cut off as the group acknowledged that "Tiger is not black." Kimmel countered, saying, "Technically Tiger's not black. But for golf, he's Wesley Snipes."