University Of Michigan Poster: No Masturbating In Showers, Semen Related Costs Too High (PICTURE)

Apparently, the students at University of Michigan have taken a shine to polishing their pipes in the group bathrooms. We're meant to think this is real, but this sign and others were posted by a group of pranksters at the university. As TopCultured.com asks "what else is included in the semen-related costs"?

Comments

[Duane Burnett]

10:24 AM on 01/16/2010

This is a really a problem for the co-eds not he plumbing, or a problems for the co-ed s plumbing?

[MrBurlesk]

08:13 PM on 12/10/2009

It's nice to see that they can at least spell the word "masturbation" correctly.

[SteveDenver]

12:38 AM on 12/09/2009

Sounds like a serious case of chunky spunk.

[Duane Burnett]

06:21 PM on 01/17/2010

Steve that sounds painful really!

[theroundearth]

05:38 PM on 12/08/2009

Are the pipes in the rooms of better material than those in the showers????

[nolabels]

12:31 AM on 02/04/2010

There are no bathrooms in the rooms.

[inthedesert]

05:18 PM on 12/08/2009

Well they could always put the semen somewhere else...........................um, could you pick up that soap I just dropped bud??

LOL

[DeSwiss]

05:07 PM on 12/08/2009

Now that was very short-sighted of the university. Whomever it was that made this decision to buy the non-semen carrying pipes should be FIRED forthwith!!!

By them not opting for the semen pipes, it could cost them precious enrollments as students realize that Michigan State DOES HAVE the semen pipes!

Or worse: Ohio State!!!!!

[Griocho]

04:57 PM on 12/08/2009

Go Blue (balls)!

[Photon55]

02:49 PM on 12/08/2009

Since the football program has tanked at Michigan, it appears another type of outlet is necessary to satisfy the frustration of the male population. "Hail to the heroes valiant" and so forth and so on.

[BlueVoix]

08:31 PM on 12/08/2009

This may have been funny, but you butchered the fight song.

[Wilkby]

05:56 PM on 12/09/2009

I assure you if any guy ever had to choose between football and masturbation, football would not be the winner.

[swingerofbirches]

11:16 AM on 12/08/2009

this is a really old joke ... it's why everyone wears flip flops in the showers at college (i didn't bc i knew my feet wouldn't catch anything from the miniscule amount of semen left after being showered down the drain--and i never did it in the shower, tried it, made me feel like i'd faint)

[denroth1]

03:52 PM on 12/08/2009

Silly you! I was in college in the '60s and we wore flip-flops in the shower then, too. It was to avoid getting athlete's foot and other such bacterial goodies. Same is true today.

[whiskeytangofoxtrot451]

11:00 AM on 12/08/2009

I think the alumni associations of the other Big Ten schools should get together and organize a drive to send boxes of tissues to the dorms at Michigan. Since apparently, Wolverines can't get any action on their own.

[pfz]

01:04 PM on 12/08/2009

tissues?

[whiskeytangofoxtrot451]

01:08 PM on 12/08/2009

Do you really need to be told why?

[lemondade]

10:10 AM on 12/08/2009

LIFE IS STRANGER THAN FICTION.

[goodog]

01:41 PM on 12/08/2009

but this is fiction.

[algomajoker]

02:42 PM on 12/08/2009

So is it stranger...or isn't it?

[mendori]

08:43 AM on 12/08/2009

Why, exactly, are you reporting a frat prank? This is not news.

[TamPhi]

11:24 AM on 12/08/2009

If you're looking for news, you should probably stay off the comedy page

[Tunghoy]

01:57 AM on 12/08/2009

Bummer! So much for the Saturday night circle jerks.

[iMissMollyIvins]

01:06 AM on 12/08/2009

Maize & Blue Balls

[ChrisakaCEO]

12:42 AM on 12/08/2009

Then they wonder why i don't use the showers in the University Showers....Guess there is a new meaning to blow off some steam before a test.