The Jewish American Princess, insulting her step-father from the distant lands of Long Island, will finally get her own fairy tale. We can't wait for the climactic scene in which Rachel asks for money and gets it. Or the dramatic sequence in which she crashes her Dad's car and doesn't care. Oh, how we wish this was were real.
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