If you're going to steal a car, most likely you'll want to make an inconspicuous getaway. Reasonable enough, right? Well not for this wasted woman, who fled a hospital after stealing an ambulance - that's right, a $120,000 vehicle known for its flashing lights and sirens.
The woman, Mindy Jones, had been arrested earlier in the night for a DUI and a hit and run when she was brought to the hospital for tests. When her nurse turned her back, she took off and hopped in an ambulance. After a 50 mile joyride in which she planned to hunt down her ex-boyfriend, Jones actually gave a drunken interview admitting her actions.
"I had the ambulance," recalled a wasted Jones. "And I had a pretty good time driving it."
We're sure she did.
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