So there really is an app for everything.
FapMapper is a new app created to let users map, for all the world to see, where they have masturbated or had sex.
Using Google maps, FapMapper users can pinpoint the location, anywhere around the world, where they have "done the deed," and even include a brief description of how, and where, it took place.
The map on the FapMapper website indicates that numerous spots, spanning the US, Australia, Europe, and North Africa, have already been tagged.
Each posting, marked by an illustration of a penis inside a green circle, includes a short note, such as: "By the pool watching the new neighor [sic]"; "paddle boats at the park"; or "In the theater watching District 9 apparently aliens make me horny."
The site also promises to provide "revealing" statistical data on the cities, states, and users who masturbate the most.
FapMapper, which, according to the press release, is "out of 'mastur-beta,'" says it's "all about documenting your sexual exploits, real or otherwise."
Its website includes this description:
What is the FapMapper? It`s a utility created by the fun-loving folks at Pink Visual that allows you to put your sex acts, porn consumption habits and erotic fantasies on the map - literally. Have you and your girlfriend or boyfriend recently had sex in a location that was particularly interesting or exotic? Mark that spot on FapMapper and establish your bragging rights! Did you sneak in a quick jerk somewhere inappropriate? Well, Map that Fap, brother!
See a screenshot of the FapMapper map below:
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