Hey Teabaggers, if you hate Obama so much, why don't you write a song about it? Oh? You have? Well I assume its lyrics are a biting commentary on Obama's policies. Oh, you just rewrote "12 Days of Christmas." Well clearly it must include eye-catching choreography. No? About half of you lazily held signs over your heads? Well you rehearsed it, right? Please tell me you rehearsed it. I see. Well, "No Transparency" is a hard combination of words to sing. I understand.