Old Jews Telling Jokes: "Real Estate" (VIDEO)

We love "Old Jews Telling Jokes." The series, started earlier this year, takes us back to the Borscht Belt--showing elderly folks (who are luckily not your grandparents) telling jokes you'd expect to hear in the Castskills circa 1955. Here, Alan Kessler kills with his joke, "Real Estate." So go ahead, have some kugel and enjoy the show.


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[JaniceG]

06:54 PM on 12/24/2009

I actually like the other punch line to this joke better: Texan: "You can drive for many hours and never leave my property" Jake: "Yeah, I had a car like that once myself."

[joceeco]

08:33 AM on 12/25/2009

Never heard that punch line, but I like it better too!

[Sambrozia]

06:45 PM on 12/24/2009

I don't get it at all.

[CherrySpring]

05:17 PM on 12/24/2009

450,000 acres?! This joke is shmeh.

[DK in MS]

11:31 AM on 01/04/2010

King Ranch in Texas is over 800,000 acres.

[thanksalotman]

04:40 PM on 12/24/2009

I don't know why its say these luckily aren't my grandparen­ts. I heard variations of this joke many times growing up!

[fanifesu]

12:07 PM on 12/24/2009

this really is outdated humor, but i guess they like to perpetuate the positive stereotype­s.

[joceeco]

08:36 AM on 12/25/2009

The humor is a bit outdated, but don't you know that, ones best days on earth are when he's in his prime years. People try to hold on to that as long as possible. Give the ol' guy a break!