"Hey y'all, now I'm an Apple whiz/ I never need to learn what a driver is." Nuff said. There's nothing better than computer geeks acting hard. In this spoof of The Lonely Island's "I'm on a Boat," these Apple fanboys show their love for superdrives, coverflow, and co-founder Steve Wozniak. Just remember, "these turtlenecks ain't cheap, motherf***a!"