Nipple Clamps, Sodomy, And Breakfast: Daily Show Correspondents Admit To Hazing (VIDEO)

While "The Daily Show" is on vacation, here's a little nugget from all of the correspondents, who are filling the void by answering questions posted by fans on the Internet. John Oliver, Samantha Bee and all the others answer the question of whether or not they haze new correspondents. As you can imagine, the responses are quite revealing. Samantha Bee even admits that she "will have sex with a member of the new correspondent's family just to make things weird."


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[customgreen]

08:37 AM on 01/01/2010

I can always count on the Daily Show and the Cobert Rort to give me a chuckle. They are razor sharp with their comedy.

[pissdoffinohio]

07:42 AM on 01/01/2010

LMFAO

[SapphireBlaze9]

08:01 PM on 12/31/2009

Wow. I'm MusicBlaze5000, and I found out about this segment on this site. That was awesome!

[aIex]

07:10 AM on 01/01/2010

Cool story.

[Poorsarah]

07:58 PM on 12/31/2009

Great satire...funny stuff.

[Hawkman4]

06:28 PM on 12/31/2009

This show is too important to take breaks. I'm going through withdrawal symptoms from being forced to watch regular news.

BTW, Sam, even after a couple of kids, you're hot as ever.

[TheDarkKnight]

12:14 AM on 01/04/2010

Yeah, I know what you mean about the withdrawal, but as for regular news, I would trust that stuff any farther than I can throw it! Jon Stewart = most trusted newsman in America!

[lemondade]

08:53 AM on 12/31/2009

"WHY!?"

[Untitled]

05:28 PM on 12/30/2009

This was great! I love each of the TDS correspondents for diff reasons.

Samanthe Bee I like for the clueless demeanor she puts on in interviews and the way she sometimes hits on her subjects (or screws around with people's moms!).

John Oliver is just awesome. There is no way to describe it, he is just a master of the rhetorical twist and the interview turnaround. Also, he is the best equal-opportunity offender on the show, from his Fox News special report last year to his bit on Geithner's inability to sell his house

Jason Jones. One word: Iran. Those reports were brilliant, and accentuated the caricature Jones started building up for his character when he was in Denmark during that whole cartoon controversy: the ugly American. He has a character just as fleshed out as Colbert did back when he was on TDS.

Aasif Mandvi... is Indian. No, seriously, he's great and provides much-needed foreign humor to the program. Also, I love how he gets to play a stereotype in most of his reports. He does it so well.

Wyatt Cenac got a slow start and I was unsure about him at first, but his GOP rap last year and his video with Slim Thug this year did it for me. Also, I absolutely loved his reports last year on old Jews. So true!

[Unitynow8]

07:02 PM on 01/01/2010

You missed Larry, senior black correspondent.

[cybexg]

04:41 PM on 12/30/2009

lol...your mom's looking good....

lol

[RedDonnaAnn]

09:55 AM on 12/30/2009

Why? Why produce this garbage? It undermines the show which is brilliant.

[Shan Wells]

01:27 PM on 12/30/2009

O come on. Bee's bits were brilliant.

[KillgoreTrout43]

04:47 PM on 12/30/2009

Have a snort of laughing gas.

[Sneakerface]

09:53 AM on 12/30/2009

Samantha Bee is HOTTT !!!

Daily Show & Colbert Report are the best shows on tv. But they have got to stop with the long vacations. Stop being away so long !

[GrainneKathleen]

09:55 AM on 12/31/2009

is so agree! love the shows, but when they take off, weird sh** happens!

[Cathleen Shaffer]

09:50 AM on 12/30/2009

I love this show. I know it's satirical news but I feel more enlightened after watching this show and dumbed down after watching "real" news programming. www.newsy1.wordpress.com

[jerrypl]

08:53 AM on 12/30/2009

They are very talented people. They show America how stupid and crazy this nation has become.

http://eye-on-washington.blogspot.com

[vicco]

12:26 AM on 12/31/2009

just as long as you don't wear that red hat in public...

[ClarcKing]

08:18 AM on 12/30/2009

The United States is in a national security crisis; an economic catastrophe hovers the population. The Administration must implement economy formation measures now, or the U.S. economy will stop functioning; ergo the world economy; a threat to the population as all out war..

Congress must stop dedicating the nation's financial resources to enemies of the United States.

Political / corporate elite supervise the depredation of the population's economy.

We have never realized what a great nation the United States is; we are about to lose it all.

Rescuing the United States is the only cause that will serve humanity: " The temple of liberty and beacon of hope for all mankind."

[Elyriaohio]

08:30 AM on 12/30/2009

In short, Stop Lettin' the Tail Wag the Dog.
(You're posting on the wrong page, but that's OK.)

[Josh Seipp]

10:39 AM on 12/30/2009

This is so related to the above content!!

[aIex]

03:55 AM on 12/30/2009

Sam Bee is the best, she even tops John Oliver this time.

"...just to make things weird." lol

[truffleshuffle]

01:21 PM on 12/30/2009

that was the funniest bit! i laughed out loud and everyone looked at me!

[KillgoreTrout43]

04:50 PM on 12/30/2009

The Bee is hysterical.

[Balzac]

03:50 AM on 12/30/2009

lol