I read the milk container while drinking orange juice out of the bottle, holding the refrigerator door open with my body. A better thing to read about while drinking orange juice would be oranges, or sunshine, or even lemons. Not milk.
I read my to-do list for the day. First thing on it: "Print out script." Last thing on it: "Dog things." Meaning, buy balls and food for the dog. Not something I ended up doing.
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