03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes Causing Major Slut Spill (NSFW VIDEO)

The Onion has reported that a major crash in California has spilled all of VH1's "sluts" along the highway. These ladies are no doubt all contestants on the cable network's plethora of reality shows in which stripping, booze, cat fights, nipple showage, and more are all commonplace.