"You know the tune," a man in a hockey jersey announces at a graduation ceremony. This is the moment where the entire school should've known they were about to witness the worst butchering of "Don't Stop Believin'" ever performed. I'd like to know if this singer actually beat out other classmates for the right to perform this. And if so, what does that say about the rest of the school? And the fist pumps. Oh god the fist pumps. Why won't they stop? Why???? What did Journey ever do to these kids?