Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian

The Onion:

"I don't know what's happening to me," Faber admitted to reporters Monday. "It's like I get these weird urges sometimes, and suddenly I'm tempted to go behind my friends' backs and attend a megachurch service, or censor books in the school library in some way. Even just the thought of organizing a CD-burning turns me on."

Read the whole story: The Onion

Comments

[Tennys Daughter]

10:28 AM on 01/15/2010

Okay people, it's called conviction. The bible said that the Word of God is alive and powerful. It is sharper than the sharpest two-edged sword, cutting between soul and spirit, between joint and marrow. It exposes our innermost thoughts and desires.

What's happening to this young man is wonderful. He is being redeemed

[faustbos]

08:43 AM on 01/15/2010

Hey don't descriminate against his opposite reasoning.
Though, I know one thing. I don't think he should be allowed to marry. He'll turn his kids to salt.

SHOTFBICSL
(smashing head on the floor because I can't stop laughing)

[GeoLee]

04:09 AM on 01/15/2010

HE sounds like a confused teenager who may not even really be gay. That too may be aphas for him. Regardless, he does seem to crave attention.

[chandu11]

12:03 AM on 01/15/2010

He can be saved - if he accepts the Fl=yi=ng Sp=ag=he=tt=i Mo=ns=te=r as his savior.

[boomer7391]

03:38 PM on 01/14/2010

Thank GOD he's going fundamentalist. The Catholics only like their altar boys straight.

[OKSunny]

01:48 PM on 01/14/2010

silly

[ScottyBob]

08:44 AM on 01/14/2010

Jesus Coliseums across America are filled with homosexual teenagers who are being taught that their natural feelings are wrong and people like them are doomed to hell. Imagine knowing you're growing up to be someone your fiends and family will hate. The article was well written and sheds light on the horror that a gay teenager can face while trying to be the Christian their church wants them to be. Unfortunately many teens who attend churches who preach against homosexuality end up in worse situations or dead from suicide. Which makes the article poignant instead of funny.

[GrownupStewie]

05:31 AM on 01/14/2010

the only way stop these people from becoming gay is to ban heterosexual marriage and man/woman relationships, until we do, we will have these kinds of people running all over the place!!!! My house is beautifully decorated, and I have great clothes and smart hair, all thanks to these sinners!!! please let it stop *crys*....just make it stop!!!!! IM SEEING THE DIFFERENCE THE LIGHT MAKES ON THE RED CORAL ON TOP OF THE COFFEE TABLE BOOKS!!! AND HOW THEY MATCH THE PILLLLLLLOOOOWWWWS!!!

OH WAIT, I OWN COFEE TABLE BOOKS!!!!! NOOOOOOO........

[Stephen-in-Seattle]

02:01 AM on 01/14/2010

Awesome.

[ramal]

12:10 AM on 01/14/2010

Dedicated to all those past generations of Gay boys who were forced to attend church summer camps; compete in Bible verse memorization contests and took girls to the church socials when all the time they were longing for something else. "Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty I am free at last!"

[Cybersquirt]

11:03 PM on 01/13/2010

A valid fear I must say. Next up in oxymorons: Gay Republicans.

[Andrew FingerlickingGree]

04:50 AM on 01/14/2010

GOProud? LOL.... its a strange world after all.

[boomer7391]

03:36 PM on 01/14/2010

You do mean marching really OUT gay republicans right? because there are certainly enough of the in airports all over the country looking for understanding...yeah that's it.

[shirleyfeeney]

11:00 PM on 01/13/2010

with all the sadness coming out of Haiti and the madness over Jay vs. Conan, thanks for the laugh!

[GayGrandpa]

09:18 PM on 01/13/2010

Gay and Christian considered a joke and why not! ...the way Christians and the Church treats gays, most churches are silent when a gay gets murdered, many preach against it from the pulpits and few support an open honest gay person and his or her relationships. No wonder Christ and Christians are mocked!

Until the love of the Christian church reflects the love, acceptance and tolerance of the Lord Jesus Christ...Christians and the church will remain fodder for jokes and ridicule. It is time for all those who love God, Christ and the Lord's message of love and salvation to say once and for all that IT IS OK TO BE GAY!

[scarletxoxoxo]

08:42 PM on 01/13/2010

That is very funny:)

[Poorsarah]

08:40 PM on 01/13/2010

Romans 5:8..."But God demonstrates His own love for in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." Yes, the teen is homosexual...he qualifies for God's love.