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03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The 9 Most Terrifying Attempts To Improve Popular Foods

Remember the days when cheeseburgers didn't come in cans and hardboiled eggs weren't available in a handy, easy-to-slice log?

You probably do, and in fact probably thought you were still living in those days right now. But don't worry! The future of food is here. The horrible, horrible future.

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